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Originally posted by sonhouse
Q: Why do my shoes squeak on tiled floors?
A: Because, deep down, you want to be found out.

Q: Will British citizens still have stiff upper lips if a lot of Syrians settle in Britain and raise British children?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: Because, deep down, you want to be found out.

Q: Will British citizens still have stiff upper lips if a lot of Syrians settle in Britain and raise British children?
A: No, because there is a secret deal being worked out right now behind very closed doors that would be a country swap, Britain gets Syria and Syria gets Britain. The entire population of both countries swap places. End of problem.

Q: When will they make natural peanut butter that doesn't have oil coming to the top of the jar?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Q: When will they make natural peanut butter that doesn't have oil coming to the top of the jar?
A: The answer, unfortunately, was edited out of Eisenhower's farewell speech, but the military industrial complex bit was kept.

Q: Would Formula One car speeds go down if a strict amateur non-profit approach were imposed on the sport?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: The answer, unfortunately, was edited out of Eisenhower's farewell speech, but the military industrial complex bit was kept.

Q: Would Formula One car speeds go down if a strict amateur non-profit approach were imposed on the sport?
A & Q: Maybe but who cares?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A & Q: Maybe but who cares?
Q. Wrong side of the bed today?

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Q. Wrong side of the bed today?
A: No. I got up earlier than planned. But not what could be described as incorrect in any other way.

Q: who had been Belgium's most impressive prime minister the post war era?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: No. I got up earlier than planned. But not what could be described as incorrect in any other way.

Q: who had been Belgium's most impressive prime minister the post war era?
A: That would have been Charles De gaulle, the crowds loved him. Except Bernie, he threw popcorn when the great man drove by.

Q Why don't we use helium to blow up our tires? It would make the car lighter.

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Originally posted by FMF
A: No. I got up earlier than planned. But not what could be described as incorrect in any other way.

Q: who had been Belgium's most impressive prime minister the post war era?
A. I've forgotten his name, so he couldn't have been too impressive.

Q. Should Americans pay more attention to current events in Europe and elsewhere?

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Q. Should Americans pay more attention to current events in Europe and elsewhere?
A: It would necessitate a complete transformation of the RHP Debates Forum.

Q: What tool am I imagining as I type this and what colour is it?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Q Why don't we use helium to blow up our tires? It would make the car lighter.
A: Teenagers would suck on people's tyre valves and listen to jazz rock.

Q: What is the most unlikely/unexpected location at which you have managed to receive or make a mobile phone call?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: It would necessitate a complete transformation of the RHP Debates Forum.

Q: What tool am I imagining as I type this and what colour is it?
A. Sledge hammer, industrial gray flecked with rust.

Q. Whatever happened to Randolph Scott?

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Q. Whatever happened to Randolph Scott?
A: I'll say this much: he was not the most impressive prime minister Belgium has had in the post war era.

Q: What did Randolph Scott sound like when he inhaled helium?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: I'll say this much: he was [b]not the most impressive prime minister Belgium has had in the post war era.

Q: What did Randolph Scott sound like when he inhaled helium?[/b]
A: Mickey Mouse. "How 'bout some cheese please."

Q: Who'd you vote for if it came down to a choice between Donald Trump or Bernie Sanders? (I ask this of anyone, even those not entitled to vote)

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A: Mickey Mouse. "How 'bout some cheese please."

Q: Who'd you vote for if it came down to a choice between Donald Trump or Bernie Sanders? (I ask this of anyone, even those not entitled to vote)
A: Hillary.

Q: Was there a second shooter?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Q: Was there a second shooter?
A: At least one, yes. Although beyond him, you'd have to use the terms "third" and fourth" and so on. You couldn't keep referring to them as "second" shooters.

Q: Have you actually ever heard someone say something like: "Oh yeah? You and whose army?" for real and in all seriousness?