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Originally posted by FMF
A: At least one, yes. Although beyond him, you'd have to use the terms "third" and fourth" and so on. You couldn't keep referring to them as "second" shooters.

Q: Have you actually ever heard someone say something like: "Oh yeah? You and whose army?" for real and in all seriousness?
A: No...but it does sound like something a "President Trump" would say.

Q: Why do we Canadians seem, always, to say "sorry" even when it isn't our fault?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: At least one, yes. Although beyond him, you'd have to use the terms "third" and fourth" and so on. You couldn't keep referring to them as "second" shooters.

Q: Have you actually ever heard someone say something like: "Oh yeah? You and whose army?" for real and in all seriousness?
A: I believe it was Gaddafi just before his ignominious end.

Q: Would you rather have ten fking bucks or ten bucking fks?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
A: I believe it was Gaddafi just before his ignominious end.

Q: Would you rather have ten fking bucks or ten bucking fks?
😴 Once again "Johnny-come- lately.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Q: Why do we Canadians seem, always, to say "sorry" even when it isn't our fault?
A: I hope you feel sorry for asking us this.

Q: Is it OK to deal with a question like yours in the way did?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: I hope you feel sorry for asking us this.

Q: Is it OK to deal with a question like yours in the way did?
A: Of course it is...sorry.

Q: Have you ever asked a woman a question, only to have your face slapped?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Q: Have you ever asked a woman a question, only to have your face slapped?
A: Yes. I once arrived at a grim and grumpy looking group of friends standing at a bar about 5 seconds after the freshly-jilted Gretchen had (apparently) warned everyone: "The next person who asks me about my ex will get a slap across the face". I had no way of knowing! The slap stung like hell.

Q: Who is the the film star you think is the most intelligent based on how they've come across in interviews?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: Yes. I once arrived at a grim and grumpy looking group of friends standing at a bar about 5 seconds after the freshly-jilted Gretchen had (apparently) warned everyone: "The next person who asks me about my ex will get a slap across the face". I had no way of knowing! The slap stung like hell.

Q: Who is the the film star you think is the most intelligent based on how they've come across in interviews?
A: Past, would be Tallulah Bankhead. Modern, Meryl Streep.

Q: Why didn't our Easter Lily's three blossoms, blossom at the same time?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A: Past, would be Tallulah Bankhead. Modern, Meryl Streep.

Q: Why didn't our Easter Lily's three blossoms, blossom at the same time?
A: You do know the three have to be in the same country, right? Don't try this experiment again with one in Australia and the others in the Shetland Islands. I did try to warn you.

Q: Who looks better? Donald Trump or Chris Christie?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Q: Who looks better? Donald Trump or Chris Christie?
A: I don't think America would elect an obese president. It would have been interesting to see how his Democratic opponents would have alluded to Christie's weight and figure in the presidential campaign whilst carefully not offending the millions and millions of obese American voters.

Q: Would the low down/received wisdom/tabloid caricature about Hillary Clinton's supposed personal faults and past political misdemeanours be as scathing and contemptuous as it is if she were a male politician?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: I don't think America would elect an obese president. It would have been interesting to see how his Democratic opponents would have alluded to Christie's weight and figure in the presidential campaign whilst carefully not offending the millions and millions of obese American voters.

Q: Would the low down/received wisdom/tabloid caricature about Hillary Cli ...[text shortened]... political misdemeanours be as scathing and contemptuous as it is if she were a male politician?
A: Only had it been Bill.

Q: Do you use winter tires? Assuming, of course, that there is snow during the winters where you live.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A: Only had it been Bill.

Q: Do you use winter tires? Assuming, of course, that there is snow during the winters where you live.
A: no, because the treads on our tank has lots of traction.

Q: Does your chewing gum lose it flavor on the bedpost overnight?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Q: Does your chewing gum lose it flavor on the bedpost overnight?
A: Actually, I've kept chewing it at night since I stopped beating my wife.

Q: In your country, in what year (estimated) did beds without bedposts start outnumbering (in shops) beds with them?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: Actually, I've kept chewing it at night since I stopped beating my wife.

Q: In your country, in what year (estimated) did beds without bedposts start outnumbering (in shops) beds with them?
A: recent research has shown that date to be 1788.

Q: Why don't they make avocado milkshakes?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
A: recent research has shown that date to be 1788.

Q: Why don't they make avocado milkshakes?
A. Simply because Vivian said: "No way today; maybe tomorrow."

Q. Is there paranormal activity in cyberspace?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
A: recent research has shown that date to be 1788.

Q: Why don't they make avocado milkshakes?
A. They do, but nobody has survived to talk about it.

Q. Is it true that guinea pigs will evolve to rule the world in the year 2763? (It's in the Vedas or something).