Originally posted by @handyandyAre you an ape?
1. Are you a primate? Yes.
2. Did Michael Jackson have you as a pet? No.
3. Are you platyrrhine (New World monkey) or catarrhine (Old World monkey or ape)? Yes, I am a catarrhine primate.
Originally posted by @handyandy5. Could I fit you in a Hermes Diamond Crocodile Birkin handbag?
1. Are you a primate? Yes.
2. Did Michael Jackson have you as a pet? No.
3. Are you platyrrhine (New World monkey) or catarrhine (Old World monkey or ape)?
>> Yes, I am a catarrhine primate.
4. Are you an ape? No.
(Just like the idea of having you google handbags).
Originally posted by @handyandyWikipedia: “The Catarrhini contains the Old World monkeys and the apes; the latter of which are in turn further divided into the lesser apes or gibbons and the great apes, consisting of the orangutans, gorillas, chimpanzees, and humans.”
1. Are you a primate? Yes.
2. Did Michael Jackson have you as a pet? No.
3. Are you platyrrhine (New World monkey) or catarrhine (Old World monkey or ape)?
>> Yes, I am a catarrhine primate.
4. Are you an ape? No.
Originally posted by @js357Correction:
Wikipedia: “The Catarrhini contains the Old World monkeys and the apes; the latter of which are in turn further divided into the lesser apes or gibbons and the great apes, consisting of the orangutans, gorillas, chimpanzees, and humans.”
4. Are you an ape? Yes, I am a great ape.
1. Are you a primate? Yes.
2. Did Michael Jackson have you as a pet? No.
3. Are you platyrrhine (New World monkey) or catarrhine (Old World monkey or ape)?
>> Yes, I am a catarrhine primate.
4. Are you an ape? Yes, I am a great ape.
5. Could I fit you in a Hermes Diamond Crocodile Birkin handbag? No.
1. Are you a primate? Yes.
2. Did Michael Jackson have you as a pet? No.
3. Are you platyrrhine (New World monkey) or catarrhine (Old World monkey or ape)?
>> Yes, I am a catarrhine primate.
4. Are you an ape? Yes, I am a great ape.
5. Could I fit you in a Hermes Diamond Crocodile Birkin handbag? No.
6. Are you a human? Yes.
7. Are you HandyAndy? No.
1. Are you a primate? Yes.
2. Did Michael Jackson have you as a pet? No.
3. Are you platyrrhine (New World monkey) or catarrhine (Old World monkey or ape)?
>> Yes, I am a catarrhine primate.
4. Are you an ape? Yes, I am a great ape.
5. Could I fit you in a Hermes Diamond Crocodile Birkin handbag? No.
6. Are you a human? Yes.
7. Are you HandyAndy? No.
8. Are you a currently living human? No.
1. Are you a primate? Yes.
2. Did Michael Jackson have you as a pet? No.
3. Are you platyrrhine (New World monkey) or catarrhine (Old World monkey or ape)?
>> Yes, I am a catarrhine primate.
4. Are you an ape? Yes, I am a great ape.
5. Could I fit you in a Hermes Diamond Crocodile Birkin handbag? No.
6. Are you a human? Yes.
7. Are you HandyAndy? No.
8. Are you a currently living human? No.
9. Are you male? Yes.
Originally posted by @handyandyWere you alive at any time after 1000 AD?
1. Are you a primate? Yes.
2. Did Michael Jackson have you as a pet? No.
3. Are you platyrrhine (New World monkey) or catarrhine (Old World monkey or ape)?
>> Yes, I am a catarrhine primate.
4. Are you an ape? Yes, I am a great ape.
5. Could I fit you in a Hermes Diamond Crocodile Birkin handbag? No.
6. Are you a human? Yes.
7. Are you HandyAndy? No.
8. Are you a currently living human? No.
9. Are you male? Yes.