Animal, Vegetable, Mineral

1. Are you a primate? Yes.
2. Did Michael Jackson have you as a pet? No.
3. Are you platyrrhine (New World monkey) or catarrhine (Old World monkey or ape)?
>> Yes, I am a catarrhine primate.
4. Are you an ape? Yes, I am a great ape.
5. Could I fit you in a Hermes Diamond Crocodile Birkin handbag? No.
6. Are you a human? Yes.
7. Are you HandyAndy? No.
8. Are you a currently living human? No.
9. Are you male? Yes.
10. Were you alive at any time after 1000 AD? Yes.
11. Were you a sportsman? No.
12. Are you a fictional character? No.
13. Were you a creator of beautiful visual things? No.
14. Were you alive after 1500 AD? Yes.
15. Were you alive after 1850 AD? Yes.
16. Have you appeared in films? No, assuming you mean commercial motion pictures.
17. You're a politician? No.
18. Are you known for something that you did to the public benefit?
>> Yes, I'd like to think my work as an author has been an important benefit to the public.

Originally posted by @handyandy
1. Are you a primate? Yes.
2. Did Michael Jackson have you as a pet? No.
3. Are you platyrrhine (New World monkey) or catarrhine (Old World monkey or ape)?
>> Yes, I am a catarrhine primate.
4. Are you an ape? Yes, I am a great ape.
5. Could I fit you in a Hermes Diamond Crocodile Birkin handbag? No.
6. Are you a human? Yes.
7. Are you Handy ...[text shortened]... t?
>> Yes, I'd like to think my work as an author has been an important benefit to the public.

Does your name appear in this list: Mark Twain, John Steinbeck, Ernest Hemingway?

19. Does your name appear in this list: Mark Twain, John Steinbeck, Ernest Hemingway? Yes.

Originally posted by @js357
Can we buy ten more questions?

Are you Mark Twain?

Originally posted by @kewpie
Are you Mark Twain?

It did take us the whole 20 questions, though. 🙁

New puzzle:

I am a mineral.

Are you ever present in the human body?

2.Do you contain carbon in any form?

Are you mined as an ore; on an industrial scale, for a metal you contain?

I am a mineral.

1. Are you ever present in the human body? No.
2. Do you contain carbon in any form? No.
3. Are you mined as an ore, on an industrial scale, for a metal you contain? Yes, I am mined on an industrial scale, but not for a metal.

Originally posted by @kewpie
I am a mineral.

1. Are you ever present in the human body? No.
2. Do you contain carbon in any form? No.
3. Are you mined as an ore, on an industrial scale, for a metal you contain? Yes, I am mined on an industrial scale, but not for a metal.

Originally posted by @kewpie
I am a mineral.

1. Are you ever present in the human body? No.
2. Do you contain carbon in any form? No.
3. Are you mined as an ore, on an industrial scale, for a metal you contain? Yes, I am mined on an industrial scale, but not for a metal.