If Jesus Christ Himself...

If Jesus Christ Himself...

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rc

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If Jesus was here he would call himself Robbie Carrobie (carrobie is Persian for angel) and he would probably play the Colle opening and need to perform miracles to win with it.

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Originally posted by divegeester
I know what the words "vault" and "serendipity" mean. As yourself know.
Now, you do. 😏

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
[b]If Jesus was here he would call himself Robbie Carrobie (carrobie is Persian for angel)
Is Robbie Persian for twat?

rc

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Is Robbie Persian for twat?
How crude and disappointing, its Persian for angel. Of course it takes someone more learned than an Essex girl like you to know that. 😵

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
How crude and disappointing, its Persian for angel. Of course it takes someone more learned than an Essex girl like you to know that. 😵
So you signed up as 'angel angel'?

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Originally posted by divegeester
I know what the words "vault" and "serendipity" mean. As yourself know.
Originally posted by divegeester
What on earth is the "vault of serendipity"?

Do you look this stuff up on the internet...


Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Serendipity is a word I've always liked but seldom use; to me it means a fortunate stroke of luck or a pleasant surprise;
"vault" as if a person had a private storehouse full. That's all.

Originally posted by divegeester
I know what the words "vault" and "serendipity" mean. As yourself know.

Then why ask?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby (OP)
If Jesus Christ Himself Became a Member of Red Hot Pawn...

1) What would He choose for a Site Nickname, Location and Self Proclaimed Forum Title? 2) What would we see as His first three thread topics? 3) What tone and atmosphere would His presence create? 4) Would He treat all posters respectfully? 5) What if any questions would you ask Him in public or in Personal Messages? 6) What would His chess rating be? 7) Other?
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"4) Would He treat all posters respectfully?" Yes, much more so than any of us do,
though with an exquisite sense of humor or forcefulness whenever appropriate.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby

"4) Would He treat all posters respectfully?" Yes, much more so than any of us do,
though with an exquisite sense of humor or forcefulness whenever appropriate.[/b]
Can you please provide an example (scriptually supported) where Jesus showed an exquisite sense of humour.

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Can you please provide an example (scriptually supported) where Jesus showed an exquisite sense of humour.
Ghost of a Duke, the scope of your question far exceeds the format of this thread and may deserve a thread of its own. Oxford Biblical Studies Online offers an interesting article titled, "Humor in the New Testament by Leonard Greenspoon" which you may enjoy. http://global.oup.com/obso/focus/focus_on_humor_new_testament/

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Ghost of a Duke, the scope of your question far exceeds the format of this thread and may deserve a thread of its own. Oxford Biblical Studies Online offers an interesting article titled, "Humor in the New Testament by Leonard Greenspoon" which you may enjoy. http://global.oup.com/obso/focus/focus_on_humor_new_testament/
I believe the Spiritual Forum has bee invaded by Evil Spirits. Do you agree?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Ghost of a Duke, the scope of your question far exceeds the format of this thread and may deserve a thread of its own. Oxford Biblical Studies Online offers an interesting article titled, "Humor in the New Testament by Leonard Greenspoon" which you may enjoy. http://global.oup.com/obso/focus/focus_on_humor_new_testament/
An interesting read, but i think the writer is struggling rather to find examples of clear humour from Jesus. Probably the nearest:

'A glimpse of Jesus' sense of humor can be enjoyed in the stories surrounding his disciples James and John. Rebuffed by the Samaritans, they addressed Jesus: "Lord, do you want us to call down fire from heaven to consume them?" (Luke 9:53–54). Although Jesus turned down this request and rebuked the requesters, nonetheless he nicknamed this duo "the sons of thunder" (Boanerges; see Mark 3:17). Given their futile desire to bring down lightning, and thunder, from heaven, this nickname, no matter how gently bequeathed, was bound to be the subject of much humor in numerous retellings of the story.'

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Originally posted by RJHinds
I believe the Spiritual Forum has bee invaded by Evil Spirits. Do you agree?
I suspect it is more a case of you needing to up your medication.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Then why ask?
For the same reason that I know what the words "palace" and "pompousness" mean, but I wouldn't know what the "Palace of Pompousness" was.

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Originally posted by RJHinds
I believe the Spiritual Forum has bee invaded by Evil Spirits. Do you agree?
I think your head has been invaded by too much spirit.

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Originally posted by RJHinds
I believe the Spiritual Forum has bee invaded by Evil Spirits. Do you agree?
Please clarify the meaning you attach to "Evil Spirits" in the context of your sentence.