Hi, first of all I must answer some of the PM’s I’ve been getting.
Hi, Global Knight
Your cousin is absolutely correct, under certain conditions the
Tournament Arbiter may legally carry out a wedding ceremony.
Hi, Quazzi_Motto
I’m not too sure where can get a voodoo doll. Have you tried E-Bay.
You could of course forgive her, remember she is only 7 years old..
Hi, Numbo the Knobbler,
I looked at the diagram you sent me. You will need a bigger truck.
I also suggest that you delete all these PM’s in case you get caught.
Hi Queen Foraday,
I think the one you are after is called the pulmonary artery but
please first check with someone from the medical profession.
I popped along to the Edinburgh Chess Club after Nigel had finished a lecture.
Nigel had no qualms at all about posing with me for a picture with the poster.
A good lad, we had a few pints (well I did, Nigel drank wine) and he
told us a few amusing chess tales. I asked about the famous Timman walk.
Nigel said they will put that game on his tomb, he cannot escape from it and
mentioned that once whilst on holiday on one of the Galapagos islands, it was
practically deserted yet a tourist recognised him and started talking about the game.
But he was OK about it, supplied some background information about the game and
joked the title of his book of best games will be called ‘Not the Timman Game!.’
Nigel signed the poster,. Next stop Russia to find Kasparov?
Did anybody catch the trap that Alexander Motylev set Anish Giri in the World Cup?
A. Motylev - A. Giri, World Cup 2015
FEN
3r1bk1/5pp1/p6p/1q6/4Q2P/1P2R1P1/5PK1/4B3 w - - 0 36
[FEN "3r1bk1/5pp1/p6p/1q6/4Q2P/1P2R1P1/5PK1/4B3 w - - 0 36"] 36. b4 {White puts the pawn on b4 hoping Black will triple attack it with Rb8.} 36... Rb8 {Black falls into the trap..} 37. Rd3 {White leaves the b-pawn to it's fate. The trap is....} 37... Bxb4 {Black takes the pawn.} 38. Bxb4 Qxb4 39. Rd8+ {And White wins the Queen...} 39... Rxd8 40. Qxb4 {....alas that did not happened.}
This is what actually happened in the game. After Motylev played Rd3
Giri did not fall for the trap instead he played Re8.
That Skewers the e1 Bishop. White resigned.
White was so wrapped up with his own idea that he forgot to look at what
Black might play. An important lesson that one. Even good players blunder.
I wonder if any RHP players have fallen for this trap.
Yes folks! This weeks theme is the Motylev Trap!
tng - Djinc, RHP 2009
This one too features a poisoned QNP. Never take a QNP even if it’s checkmate.
FEN
r4rk1/1q3ppp/p3p3/3n4/3P4/Q1N1P3/1P3PPP/R4RK1 w - - 0 19
[FEN "r4rk1/1q3ppp/p3p3/3n4/3P4/Q1N1P3/1P3PPP/R4RK1 w - - 0 19"] 19. Nxd5 Qxd5 20. Rfc1 Rfb8 21. b4 Qb5 {Black is attacking the b-pawn.} 22. Rc5 {White nudges Black closer to the cliff...Go on take it.} 22... Qxb4 {He took it.} 23. Rc8+ {The traps slams shut!} 23... Rxc8 24. Qxb4 {Black resigned.}
If someone offers you a piece for nothing always pause and try to see
what happens if you take it, always remembering to Check all Checks.
jh4 - soonermagic1999, RHP .2008
FEN
r1br2k1/2p2ppp/6q1/p7/P7/2Q5/1PPN1PPP/R4RK1 w - - 0 20
[FEN "r1br2k1/2p2ppp/6q1/p7/P7/2Q5/1PPN1PPP/R4RK1 w - - 0 20"] 20. Rfe1 Bh3 {Black is ready to answer Qxh3 with Rxd2.} 21. g3 Qd6 {Black is thinking this hit on the d2 Knight will buy him time to play Qd5 threatening mate on g2.} 22. Re5 {White stops the Qd5 idea but what about the d2 Knight?} 22... Qxd2 23. Re8+ {Check all Checks.} 23... Rxe8 24. Qxd2 {White has won the Queen. 1-0.}
More? Ok two more. Here we see Black the Queen sliding one square too far.
Ruprecht - Doctor Gonzo, RHP 2008
FEN
r5k1/5pp1/5q1p/1p1nR3/2pP4/B1P5/5PPP/3Q2K1 w - - 0 22
[FEN "r5k1/5pp1/5q1p/1p1nR3/2pP4/B1P5/5PPP/3Q2K1 w - - 0 22"] 22. Bb4 Nxb4 23. cxb4 Qa6 24. Qb1 {Black wants to get the Queens off. OK in that case he should play Qa2.} 24... Qa1 {We know what is coming next....} 25. Re8+ Rxe8 26. Qxa1 {1-0 Note that if Black had played Qa2 instead of Qa1 then the Re8+ trick would have failed because here with the Queen on a2 then Black has Re1 mate.}
Last one, this time it a White blunder that supplies a game for theme of the week.
Luck - MAN O WAR, RHP 2011
FEN
4rrk1/bpp3pp/p1np4/3q4/P2p4/5NPP/1P1Q1BP1/3R1RK1 w - - 0 20
[FEN "4rrk1/bpp3pp/p1np4/3q4/P2p4/5NPP/1P1Q1BP1/3R1RK1 w - - 0 20"] 20. Rfe1 Bc5 {White now spots he is hitting the d4 pawn four times and it is being defend only three times. So first he plays....} 21. Rxe8 {To stop any Rook take Rook checks.} 21... Rxe8 {OK another quick count. Four pieces hitting the d4 pawn and three defending it.} 22. Nxd4 {So backed up with mathematics, and little else, White takes the pawn.} 22... Bxd4 23. Bxd4 Nxd4 24. Qxd4 Re1+ {OOPS!} 25. Rxe1 Qxd4+ {White resigned.}
Mutual Undefended Queen Traps No.18.
Here is a game I played in RHP a few days ago.
Bongo-greenpawn34, RHP September 2015
1. e4 d5 {An old OTB favourite of mine. Played it 7 times one league season winning every game.} 2. exd5 Nf6 {I've always like this line.} 3. d4 g6 4. Bb5+ Bd7 5. Bxd7+ Qxd7 6. c4 Bg7 7. Nc3 {Now I've had a couple of games with 7...c6 and a later ..0-0-0. Thought I'd try instead.} 7... O-O 8. h3 {Not sure if that is needed but it does play a part in a few moves time.} 8... c6 9. dxc6 Nxc6 10. Nf3 Rfd8 {This Rook looks correct, the other Rook goes to c8.} 11. Be3 Nh5 {It was either this or Ne8. the move 8.h3 took away Ng4.} 12. d5 Ne5 13. Nxe5 Bxe5 14. Bd4 Bxd4 15. Qxd4 e5 16. Qd2 Rac8 17. b3 Nf4 {Hoping to discourage 0-0 when I am toiling for play. I was wanting 0-0-0 when b5 and Qe7-a3 ideas start popping up.} 18. O-O {Now I'm just a good pawn down. Already it's TTT. (Time for Tricks and Traps.)} 18... Qe7 {If there was a Rook on e1 White could now play Qxf4 and take my undefended Queen on e7.} 19. Rfe1 {He's seen it....Good.} 19... Qg5 {This is the game turner. White played....} 20. f3 {To stop the mate on g2 but then right away saw what I was up to and resigned. It was either get mated or.....} 20... Nxh3+ {...lose the undefended White Queen on d2.}
The White Bishops take both Black Rooks.
The Black Bishops take both White Rooks.
carissima - Mouse01, RHP 2011
FEN
4r1k1/prp2p1p/1pN1bB2/2b3p1/5p2/3P1B2/PPP3PP/2KR3R w - - 0 20
[FEN "4r1k1/prp2p1p/1pN1bB2/2b3p1/5p2/3P1B2/PPP3PP/2KR3R w - - 0 20"] 20. Ne7+ Rxe7 21. Bxb7 {There goes one.} 21... Bxa2 22. Bxe7 {There goes two. Now it's Black's turn to take both Rooks with their Bishops.} 22... Be3+ 23. Rd2 a5 24. Re1 a4 25. g3 a3 26. gxf4 Bxd2+ {There goes one.} 27. Kxd2 axb2 28. fxg5 Kg7 29. Kc3 b1=Q 30. Rxb1 Bxb1 {There goes two. White won.}