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found on chess.com, user petrosianic.

i am an international patzer.

i play chess strictly to meet chicks. the game itself sucks.

my favorite player is kasparov. he looks constipated after every move.

i admire capablanca. after all, he hasn't lost in 60 years!

i don't play the king's gambit. i've never won after giving up my king.

my favorite subject is philosophy. i don't have one.

i don't use aids. i don't have aids, it's a terrible disease.