fatjim

Rating 1324

Accepting challenges from rated 1200 to 1700
Daily ChessLast move 41 days 22 hours and 59 minutes ago

About fatjim

Mostly peaceful. Not a biologist.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day; teach a man to fish & he'll eat for a lifetime; give a man religion & he will die praying for a fish.

I still say that a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Sir Winston Churchill

A lie is a lie, even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth, even if nobody believes it.

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

Once the game is over, the king & the pawn go back into the same box.

I want to die quietly sleeping like my grandfather, not screaming like the passengers in his car..

There is no great invention, from fire to flight, that hasn’t been hailed as an insult to some god.

If it can’t be seen, smelled, heard, touched, measured or comprehended, we probably should worship it.
~Unknown

Time has a way of showing us what really matters in life.

Fetishes are just reverse phobias.

Never apologize. Never explain.
Sorry. That’s my motto..

If you take frequent naps, it will greatly increase your chances of dying peacefully in your sleep.

Someday you’ll buy the clothes that you will wear to your funeral.
They might be hanging in your closet right now..

Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.

You can’t plant potatoes one day & expect to eat potato salad the next day.
J. Harbaugh

Soup was invented in 1927 by John Soup when he wanted to drink a chicken.

If you make up a story that isn’t true, handing it down over a number of centuries doesn’t make it any truer.
Richard Dawkins

Three can keep a secret if you get rid of two.

A god that works in mysterious ways bears a suspicious resemblance to shit just happening.

Religion is the practice of using nonsense in order to explain ignorance.

Rating Trend (last 50 games)

Rated Won / Drawn / Lost

All Rated

767 games

As White

370 games

As Black

397 games

Daily ChessStats

Games Played806
Rated767
Won440
Lost311
Drawn55
In Progress0
All Moves29936
Moves This Month0
Rating1324
Tourn. Entry Rating1403

Rated Color

All

767 games

Won

423 games

Lost

295 games

Drawn

49 games

Rated Timeouts

Won

5 games

Lost

6 games

Historical

90 days1 Year5 Years
Highest Rating148214821574
Average Rating141714311436
Lowest Rating132413241324
Opponent Average Rating134613911390
Games Rated2355354
  • Moves This Month is the number of moves made since the 1st of the month.
  • Highest Rating excludes provisional (first 20) games.
  • Tournament Entry Rating is calculated by the formula (CurrentRating + HighestRating) / 2. The entry rating will never drop to more than 100 points below your Highest Rating.
  • Rated stats are updated within 24 hours of the last completed rated game.
  • Last refreshed on 20 Feb '24 .

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