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Mostly peaceful. Not a biologist.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day; teach a man to fish & he'll eat for a lifetime; give a man religion & he will die praying for a fish.
I still say that a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Sir Winston Churchill
A lie is a lie, even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth, even if nobody believes it.
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
Once the game is over, the king & the pawn go back into the same box.
I want to die quietly sleeping like my grandfather, not screaming like the passengers in his car..
There is no great invention, from fire to flight, that hasn’t been hailed as an insult to some god.
If it can’t be seen, smelled, heard, touched, measured or comprehended, we probably should worship it.
Time has a way of showing us what really matters in life.
Fetishes are just reverse phobias.
Never apologize. Never explain.
Sorry. That’s my motto..
If you take frequent naps, it will greatly increase your chances of dying peacefully in your sleep.
Someday you’ll buy the clothes that you will wear to your funeral.
They might be hanging in your closet right now..
Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.
You can’t plant potatoes one day & expect to eat potato salad the next day.
Soup was invented in 1927 by John Soup when he wanted to drink a chicken.
If you make up a story that isn’t true, handing it down over a number of centuries doesn’t make it any truer.
Three can keep a secret if you get rid of two.
A god that works in mysterious ways bears a suspicious resemblance to shit just happening.
Religion is the practice of using nonsense in order to explain ignorance.
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