every since i was a little kid i didnt want to be me. i wanted to be sam jones. i walked and talked like he walked and talked like. i also signed up for the same high school he signed up for. which was when he changed. he began to hang out with david smith. then it dawned on me that david was walking and talking like keith williams. so here i am walking and talking like sam's imatation od david and keith. but they all walked like john shane, that little pest who walks and talks like me.