Griswald Splicer

You might be asking yourself who is the Griswald Splicer? Well I shall tell you! First off the Griswald Splicer is not a person but an it! The Griswald Splicer was one of the first machines (a big one at that) used to edit film for movies. I like to think I am like the Griswald Splicer. Point being is that I will take you to a cold dark room and for hours and hours on end, I will take you apart piece by piece and put you back together only to take you apart again... there is no reason to be afraid at all...Seriously though, there is no reason to be afraid.