Mr Molecule

I am composed entirely of meat held together by atmospheric pressure.

I make noise by flapping my meat flaps together and blowing air in and out of my meathole.

My meat is suspended by calcuim-rich meat poles, and is nourished and oxygenated with liquid meat via a circulatory system powered by my patented "meat pump."

I like long walks on the beach, short walks on the beach, and most other forms of seaside ambulation.

I'm a Virgo, and I would like to marry a vegetarian, naturally.