Paganking

Hi, I'm the Paganking.
I've been playing chess now for about 20+years, and I'm still garbage at it, hence the reason for joining Redhotpawn. I deliberately haven't put a photo up of me, because I feel as though it would give me an unfair advantage, as my opponents will have to run to the toilet to be violently sick, leaving me time to think about my next move.
I live in the North East of England, am happily co-habiting and have one ankle biter to my name.
Good Luck everyone.