Bwayla is a stupid man and a hopeless player. He has a huge nose and is cross-eyed. Girls hate him. He beat me because my jockstrap was too tight and because when he moves he farts, and that made me lose my concentration, for which I am famous throughout Zambia.
I'm sick of getting over-moderated. I've obviously extended myself too much in this place and I am being targeted which I suppose is not surprising. I don't want to give anyone a hard time or poison the place with [unwelcome] humour and opinions.