Very Bad Bishop

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. In about five minutes. Far out, I thought this said PORN. Oh well, I'm here now. Hmmmm, sex or chess, what's more fun? Yes, OK then, you've twisted my arm, I'll settle for both. If you're an outrageously flirtatious and teasing type of woman, let's play. But be gentle, I'm not that good. My problem is that I'm easily distracted. So no sitting cross legged on the floor across the board from me if you're wearing a skirt that is higher than mid thigh.