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\nMy manager said, "Don't use liquor as a crutch!"
\nI can't use liquor as a crutch, because a crutch helps me walk.
\nLiquor is the step I didn't see.
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\nI wear a necklace now because I like to know when I'm upside down.
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\nA fly was very close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time.
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\nI don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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\n-Mitch Hedberg
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