A motel guest in Macao comes down to reception area to make a few requests about the room he has just recently checked in to.
"The mini bar is empty. I'd like it filled."
"Very good, sir."
"I can't seem to get the air conditioning working".
"Of course. We'll send our duty engineer up."
"Could I have it so that no phone calls are put through to the room?"
"Absolutely."
"And I'd like the porn disabled."
An angry silence. And the:
"All our porn is just regular porn, you creep!"
Originally posted by FMF A motel guest in Macao comes down to reception area to make a few requests about the room he has just recently checked in to.
"The mini bar is empty. I'd like it filled."
"Very good, sir."
"I can't seem to get the air conditioning working".
"Of course. We'll send our duty engineer up."
"Could I have it so that no phone calls are put through to the ro ...[text shortened]... he porn disabled."
An angry silence. And the:
"All our porn is just regular porn, you creep!"
Some jokes improve by Repetition, this one doesn't.
It is to be found on page 3 (16. April 2014), page 17 (3rd of September 2015), page 19 (13th of November 2015), [you were called out for that by Suzianne] and page 23 (30th of January 2016)
Originally posted by Ponderable Some jokes improve by Repetition, this one doesn't.
It is to be found on page 3 (16. April 2014), page 17 (3rd of September 2015), page 19 (13th of November 2015), [you were called out for that by Suzianne] and page 23 (30th of January 2016)
Originally posted by Ponderable Some jokes improve by Repetition, this one doesn't.
It is to be found on page 3 (16. April 2014), page 17 (3rd of September 2015), page 19 (13th of November 2015), [you were called out for that by Suzianne] and page 23 (30th of January 2016)
He's (FMF) either been guzzling some of those drinks in that mini bar or he has early dementia creeping in .
Fred was having trouble getting girls on holiday in Spain ,he confided in his mate ,Bob ... " Bob I don't seem to have any luck with the girls "
" look Fred ,whilst we are on the beach go get a potato and stuff it down your trunks "
Fred wondered off and after a couple of hours returned to Bob.
" Bob that potato trick doesn't seem to work "
" Bloody hell Fred ,you are supposed to put it down the front of your trunks "
Originally posted by Ponderable Some jokes improve by Repetition, this one doesn't.
It is to be found on page 3 (16. April 2014), page 17 (3rd of September 2015), page 19 (13th of November 2015), [you were called out for that by Suzianne] and page 23 (30th of January 2016)
This one is about Macao. And it's told slightly differently. There is still variation throughout East Asia, despite globalization. This joke also demonstrates that some things are constant, like porn in many of the hotels in this region.
Originally posted by FMF This one is about Macao. And it's told slightly differently. There is still variation throughout East Asia, despite globalization. This joke also demonstrates that some things are constant, like porn in many of the hotels in this region.
I have two tickets to the U.S. Open final round but just realized that I'm getting married that day and can't go. If anyone is interested in taking my place, it's St. Paul's and her name is Emily.
Originally posted by FMF I don't know any other jokes that are as good as that one. It's simply the best. And I only want to offer the best to this thread, nothing less.
Sorry, it's just worth half a giggle out of four.
And as someone else here said, the overexposure has made it even less funny.
Originally posted by Suzianne And as someone else here said, the overexposure has made it even less funny.
I am sure the silent majority ~ those that support me in everything I do and say, which we know from the deafeningness of their silence ~ like me ~ think it gets funnier each time I tell it slightly differently.
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