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Joined 27 Dec '05 Moves 143878 What do you call "Humpty Dumpty's " parents ?
Sam and Ella
Joined 27 Dec '05 Moves 143878 I bought my wife a pug dog .
Despite the flat face ,protruding chin ,bulging eyes and slaver I think the dog will grow to love her .
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Joined 15 Feb '16 Moves 1685 Originally posted by phil3000
I bought my wife a pug dog .
Despite the flat face ,protruding chin ,bulging eyes and slaver I think the dog will grow to love her . I see the resemblance.
RHP Arms
Joined 09 Jun '07 Moves 48793 Originally posted by BongalloJoe
Beer is my enemy.
God says to love your enemies.
Case closed. Husband : I love you so much - I don't know what I would do without you!
Wife : Is that you or the beer talking?
Husband : It's me talking to the beer!
Linkenheim
Joined 22 Apr '05 Moves 655914 A salmon walks into a vegetarian restaurant and the waiter says, “Sorry, we don’t serve fish.”
Joined 27 Dec '05 Moves 143878 Man walks into his butchers shop and says " I would like a steak and kidley pie please "
The butcher replied " do you mean a steak and kidney pie ? sir "
The man replied " that's what I said ,diddle eye ? "
Linkenheim
Joined 22 Apr '05 Moves 655914 If a butcher is 6 feet tall, wears size 9 shoes, and a waist size of 38, what does he weigh?
Meat.
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Joined 28 Nov '16 Moves 8420 Originally posted by BongalloJoe
Beer is my enemy.
God says to love your enemies.
Case closed. If you don't want to drink just stop drinking.
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Joined 28 Nov '16 Moves 8420 me: better check my phone for texts from friends
me: *checks phone*
me: better get some friends
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Joined 04 Oct '06 Moves 598857 Originally posted by Executioner Brand
If you don't want to drink just stop drinking. EB,
Sometimes that is much easier said than done!!
-VR
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Joined 28 Nov '16 Moves 8420 Originally posted by Very Rusty
EB,
Sometimes that is much easier said than done!!
-VR I was pretty much forced to after a head injury in 2001, but you are correct.
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Joined 04 Oct '06 Moves 598857 Originally posted by Executioner Brand
I was pretty much forced to after a head injury in 2001, but you are correct. EB,
I have always been of the opinion that everything happens for a reason. Perhaps the head injury was not such a bad thing after all?
-VR
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Joined 28 Nov '16 Moves 8420 Originally posted by Very Rusty
EB,
I have always been of the opinion that everything happens for a reason. Perhaps the head injury was not such a bad thing after all?
-VR If you read the psychiatrist's report on me you'd think it was a blessing. But you would be living a delusion.
It also makes for a lonely life because of what that entails.
It's not the drinking it's the noise or at a 'festive' occasion with lots of people.
Joined 27 Dec '05 Moves 143878 What can a Bricklayer do that a hairdresser cannot ?
Pee on his own work .
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Joined 04 Oct '06 Moves 598857 Originally posted by Executioner Brand
If you read the psychiatrist's report on me you'd think it was a blessing. But you would be living a delusion. EB,
I never have had a lot of faith in physiatrists or psychologists !!!
What medications do they have you on, if that is not getting too personal?
-VR
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