22 Feb 16
Originally posted by FMFA.
A: Iodine tablets are an option.
Q: One for married/divorced posters: did you see your spouse-to-be stark naked much before you got married?
Gent X: Did you see your wife naked before you married her?
Gent Y: No. How about you?
Gent X: I don't know ... what was her maiden name?
Q. Do you know a joke older than that!?
Originally posted by wolfgang59A: Three 3.8 billion year old bacteria walked into a primordial soup kitchen...
A.
Gent X: Did you see your wife naked before you married her?
Gent Y: No. How about you?
Gent X: I don't know ... what was her maiden name?
Q. Do you know a joke older than that!?
Q: How would President Trump make Mexico pay for the border wall?
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22 Feb 16
Originally posted by lolofA: Yes and I enjoyed it.
A: Yes and worse
Q: May I recommend, if you want to learn more about Putin, 'The Man Without a Face' by Masha Gessen?
Q: Do you think that Canada, bowing out of the bombing missions in Syria, will have any real effect?
Originally posted by Great Big SteesA: The Canadian Ambassador in Washington DC might get left waiting in corridors at the US State Department for an hour or two before finding the meeting cancelled from time to time.
Q: Do you think that Canada, bowing out of the bombing missions in Syria, will have any real effect?
Q: What funny thing can you say in answer to this question?
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22 Feb 16
Originally posted by FMFA. My dog has just eaten my toblerone! (Sorry i have nothing funny to say).
A: The Canadian Ambassador in Washington DC might get left waiting in corridors at the US State Department for an hour or two before finding the meeting cancelled from time to time.
Q: What funny thing can you say in answer to this question?
Q. Do you think a dog truly appreciates a toblerone?
(Disclaimer. I do not in any capacity work for toblerone).
P.S Is this post a site record for the number of toblerone references. (Bonus question).
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23 Feb 16
Originally posted by Ghost of a DukeA: I think a dog appreciates everything.
A. My dog has just eaten my toblerone! (Sorry i have nothing funny to say).
Q. Do you think a dog truly appreciates a toblerone?
(Disclaimer. I do not in any capacity work for toblerone).
P.S Is this post a site record for the number of toblerone references. (Bonus question).
Q: Why do dogs and cats chase their own tails?
23 Feb 16
Originally posted by wolfgang59A: To give pedants an angle on people who put your subversive ideas into action.
A. To Stationery Heaven (providing they are believers).
Q. Why does "sandwiches" need that "e" ???
Q: In whose interest was it to keep the 'Dutch East Indies' intact when the 250 different ethnic groups living on 17,500 islands freed themselves of the Dutch ~ many of whom did not want the Javanese to simply replace the Dutch ~ in the late 1940s?
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23 Feb 16
Originally posted by FMFA: The Dutch maybe.
A: To give pedants an angle on people who put your subversive ideas into action.
Q: In whose interest was it to keep the 'Dutch East Indies' intact when the 250 different ethnic groups living on 17,500 islands freed themselves of the Dutch ~ many of whom did not want the Javanese to simply replace the Dutch ~ in the late 1940s?
Q: Why did the Indonesians (government) nationalize the tin mimes?
26 Feb 16
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyA: Of course. But it's too often used as a hackneyed cliche meaning little or nothing.
A. confiscatory greed.
Q. Has anyone ever said these words to you?
"Thanks. You've made my day"
Q: Do you have a bundle of take away/delivery menus kept on a shelf or in a drawer, if so, what kinds of food are they for?