I have to annotate this game. I have to do it. I have no choice.
1. b3 e5 2. f3
Now that's a bit irregular for me. I don't think I ever played it before from this opening even.
2... Qd8h4
Yay, early queen!
3. g3 Qh4d4 4. c3
Going for symmetry, like a true artist.
4... Qd4b6 5. e4
Should have been e3 instead.
5... Bf8c5 6. c4
So I guess I figured I would start with a Knight Gambit... Although the mistake was actually already a move ago. d4 doesn't help at all in this situation, but rather it loses the a1 rook. Maybe Ne2 would have been... Actually, that would have been mate after Bf2++. I haven't really studied the Mate Gambit much, so I'm not very comfortable with it.
6... Bc5f2 7. Ke1e2 Bf2xg1
It was a good choice to check the king before taking the knight.
8. Bf1h3
So that it's safe to take the bishop. But maybe Qe1 would have been better.
8... Qb6f2 9. Ke2d3 Qf2d4 10. Kd3c2 Qd4xa1
This rook gambit was pretty much forced along with the knight gambit.
11. Rh1xg1
Because after Bb2, Qxa2, and I wanted instead to trap the queen somehow.
11... Nb8c6 12. a3 Nc6d4 13. Kc2d3 Qa1xb1
Now we're up to the Rook-Knight-Knight-Drunken-Wandering-King gambit.