@great-big-stees said
Come everyone, let's talk seriously.

Serious excertion risks injury, opening up small lascerations - yikes

I nearly got knocked off my bike by a council salt lorry last night.
"You idiot!" I shouted, through gritted teeth.

@great-big-stees said
Secretly yearning, Naomi''s dad Ralf, opened my envelope. 😲

Expect Naomi views envelope letter opening personally exploitative.

@torunn said
Swedes will inevitably neglect guidelines.

Going under instinctive descisions explains little - it's Nordic escapism syndrome.

@suzianne said
Yikes!

I still have the hook - use it as a key-fob thing now.

@neilarini said
A car hit me from behind on a roundabout last year. I can faintly remember being hit but awoke from concussion in the ambulance a few minutes later. I always wear a helmet so escaped with bruises. I'm guessing I was thrown in the air landing on my back so if I hadn't been wearing a helmet...

Please wear a helmet when cycling. I can't believe it's not the law.

To answer the op I've broken my wrist playing rugby aged 10.

Yup - Definitely never get on my bike without a helmet now.
On that occasion the helmet disintegrated - but thankfully my head didn't.

About the only thing I do remember from the accident was the Doctor telling someone "of course, he won't remember any of this ...".
Ha.

No broken bones, but I did get kocked off my bike to land on my head and shoulder snapping all the ligaments and tendons holding my right shoulder in place once.
At least they tell me it was a bike accident, but I have no memory of it at all. There's about a two-week hole in my memory from that time due to the concussion.

The docs screwed a hook to my collar bone to hang everything off while the tendons knitted back together.

@earl-of-trumps said
Please learn English, henceforth

His English: nicely correct, Earl - for other remarks - thank Handy.

@indonesia-phil said
Living in Bulgaria, Edith liked eating delphiniums.

Does eating little petals help indegestion ... nibbling irises upsets my stomach.

@blood-on-the-tracks said
So another notices! slyly evading laughter, endlessly sucking soul , lazy youths

Yup, onesuch user trails his sychophancies.

@blood-on-the-tracks said
Silly users reap pathetic rewards if supposedly entertain subordinates

Sometimes users become overly repetitive, digging into neighbors and teasing everyone senselessly.

@torunn said
Escapades, son, can actually postpone earnest decisions.

Detailing each choice is surely insurance of no surprises.

@torunn said
Teaching unorthodox theories overwhelmed Richard in American local schools.

Science classes have one often learning something.

@blood-on-the-tracks said
Even now, the entertaining, rancid two(an infernal nuisance), make elementary nuisance texts

Twenty entertainers - XX that says.

No matter how kind you are,
German children will always be kinder.