All countries with a semblance of civilization should ban Sharia Law and its practitioners

After your "massage" the young and attractive woman probably said...

"How come its always old ugly guys who get massages and not young and attractive men?" 😉

@metal-brain said
The death count in the USA is exaggerated. The lock down measures have killed more people than SARS2. Some countries have it worse because of low selenium in their soil. China, for example.

You really should see a mental health professional.

high speed (slomotion) video of coughing, sneezing, and speaking
special guest star, dr anthony fauci

this is relatively disgusting
watch it anyways
you have my permission to skip around in the video

YouTube : wear the dang mask

Time for more limericks...with a 'spooky' theme.

Tournament starts now and ends next Sunday at 12pm uk time so everyone's got a week to get your entries in.

Same rules as last time;
- Any topics are allowed (but let's have some spooky ones)
- As many entries as you wish
- The winner is decided by thumbs up
In the event of a tie we will have joint winners
Thumbs down don't count

We had lots of great entries last time so good luck and let's see what you've got.

Birdsong in the morning
A purring cat on my lap
Walking along the lakeshore path through the small shy kangaroo family
A meeting between a curious calf and a small furry animal just outside my house
A rum'n'raisin icecream tub all to myself 😁

@ponderable said
You are free to enumerate five things as often as you care to 😉

- Unexpected generosity
- Classic (B&W) movies
- Eking out a win from a desperate position against BigDogg
- Topping GoaD in the prose competition once in five years
- My 15-yr. old daughter showing me how to run WhatsApp

dogs
blue jays
squirrels
crows
cats

I have all five in my backyard at times
always happy sitting there with a bowl of peanuts

@suzianne said
Thank you for this thread, Ponderable.

In difficult times its nice to remind ourselves of why life is worth living. Good too to hear what touches are fellow rhp friends.

@cheesemaster said
@divegeester

You think Obamas wife is gorgeous?

To each his own but not many guys are into big muscular black chicks 🤔

She’s beautiful, intelligent and charming.


Not your type I suspect.

@suzianne said
So, where's the "sexism" hinted at in your thread title?

I guess you would need data on how many overweight hairy 40 year old Greek guys applied for the job, but what if they didn't even bother to apply due to their awareness of a culture of systemic sexism?

There once lived a ghost in Dundee
who invited some witches for tea.
They gave him a fright,
they chased him all night
He thought: Somebody up there loves me.

@stalin said
i know the Left would just say "O...S...t" because the Left speaks to itself all the time ( a closed circle of idiots ).

Go away.

@earl-of-trumps said
agreed. The Russiagate was, in general, including spying on Trump.

Hook, line and sinker.

For someone who claims he's not Republican, you're one of their biggest tools.

- Cuddling with my wife in front of the fireplace on chilly, rainy nights.
- My dog's enthusiasm to go walkies with me, even on chilly, rainy nights.
- Getting a new bicycle.
- Starting a book that's been on my to-read list for ages and really having the time to finish it.
- Chocolate.