Today, I went looking for some games in which a player, presumably aiming for a draw, plays a very drawish opening and is easily defeated.
Korchnoi whacks White with the French defense! An extravagant undertaking, much more like the first panel than the second:

The first panel reads: We progress in 1914/We will win in 1915. Interesting, no? I didn’t know that other countries besides the USSR had used mainstream chess propaganda.
(Image: http://streathambrixtonchess.blogspot.com/2014/08/war-game.html)
Black attempted to draw with the admittedly draw-conducive Petroff, but made a fatal error in exposing the queen to the White pieces for so long.
Fight against stronger players!
Don’t give up and try to settle for a draw!
–HikaruShindo
Stefano Tatai–Viktor Korchnoi Beer Sheva 1978
Korchnoi whacks White with the French defense! An extravagant undertaking, much more like the first panel than the second:

The first panel reads: We progress in 1914/We will win in 1915. Interesting, no? I didn’t know that other countries besides the USSR had used mainstream chess propaganda.
(Image: http://streathambrixtonchess.blogspot.com/2014/08/war-game.html)
Pedro Damiano–NN Rome 1497
Black attempted to draw with the admittedly draw-conducive Petroff, but made a fatal error in exposing the queen to the White pieces for so long.
Friedhelm Harms–Jean L Moeckel TGT 1998
Max Euwe–Rudolf Johannes Loman Rotterdam 1923
Fight against stronger players!
Don’t give up and try to settle for a draw!
–HikaruShindo