I knew the game existed but I could not get my hands on the score.
I bribed guards, I blackmailed policemen, I greased the palms of politicians.
I frightened nurses and even threatened school children with a Chinese burn.
But none would talk. No one would reveal the secret whereabouts of the game.
Then one day a sad dwarf with a wooden leg and red cotton hat came up
to me at a bus stop and told me where the score of the game was buried.
AT last! The game where White captures nine pieces on the trot and resigned one move later?
CountBatou - Sydrian RHP 2011
1. g4 {'The Grob', named after some Swiss lad called 'Grob' or you could call it 'The Spike' which was the name of the same Swiss lad's dog.} 1... d5 {As good a reply as any. 1...g5 the Double Grob is a move. Grob is an anagram of BORG. I'll use that gag next time I note up this opening.} 2. c3 e5 3. Qa4+ Nc6 4. Na3 a6 5. Nb5 {White is playing for tricks from an undeveloped position, as would be expected these can easily be handled by simple developing moves.} 5... Bd7 6. Bg2 axb5 {White is now a piece down and the fun begins. Start counting, most of you will need two hands.} 7. Qxb5 {One.} 7... Ra5 8. Qxb7 {Two.} 8... Qa8 9. Qxc7 {Three.} 9... Bc5 10. Bxd5 {Four.} 10... Ra7 11. Bxc6 {Five. Now change hands.} 11... Bxc6 12. Qxe5+ {Number six is with a check.} 12... Re7 13. Qxg7 {Seven.} 13... Bxf2+ 14. Kxf2 {Eight.} 14... Bxh1 15. Qxh8 {Nine captures on the bounce.} 15... Qg2+ {White played 16.Ke1 and resigned before....} 16. Ke1 Qxg1 {Amazing.}
Here is a wee transparent trap Janowski set Tarrasch in Ostend 1907
Those are not pictures of Janowski and Tarrasch………………Russ.
OK but Janowski and Tarrasch pictures are copyright are you going to pay if I use them?
D. Janowski, - S. Tarrasch, Ostend 1907
FEN
8/1R6/1P4pk/5p2/5P2/5PK1/1r6/8 w - - 0 1
[FEN "8/1R6/1P4pk/5p2/5P2/5PK1/1r6/8 w - - 0 1"]
1. Kh3 Rb4 {Janowski baits his wee trap. He is offering two pawns, one of them even goes with a check.} 2. Rb8 {Tarrasch played 2...Kg7 and the game was agreed a draw. If....} 2... Rxf4 3. b7 Rxf3+ {Not 4.Kh4 g5 mate. Don't say that would never happen. I know what I am showing you next.} 4. Kg2 Rb3 5. Rh8+ {And White wins.} 5... Kg7 6. b8=Q Rxb8 7. Rxb8
We have seen not what to do, here is someone doing it.
jockymckilt - mrdougie RHP 2007
FEN
8/1R4pp/5p2/1P2pk2/8/5K2/1r3PPP/8 w - - 0 31
[FEN "8/1R4pp/5p2/1P2pk2/8/5K2/1r3PPP/8 w - - 0 31"] 1. b6 g6 2. Rb8 h5 3. b7 {As long as Black avoids being checked he will be OK.} 3... Ke6 {OOPS! The Black King pops it’s head out from underneath the covers and a Rook is waiting to mug him. 3...Rb3+ was the move.} 4. Re8+ {Black resigned. The b-pawn promotes.} 4... Kd7 5. b8=Q
And as for RHP players walking into a needless pawn mate in Rook and Pawn endings.
How many do you want? Nine, Nine Hundred, Nine Thousand, Nine Hundred Thousand?
roma45 - dn84 RHP 2011
FEN
8/p4rk1/3p3p/2p5/R7/7P/P1P3P1/6K1 w - - 0 1
[FEN "8/p4rk1/3p3p/2p5/R7/7P/P1P3P1/6K1 w - - 0 1"]
1. Ra6 Rd7 2. g4 Kg6 3. Kg2 Kg5 4. Kg3 {Now what ever you do Black do not play 4....d5} 4... d5 {He played it.} 5. h4 {That is checkmate.}
Next observe how brilliantly White builds himself a mating net. Gifted play.
drozdie - 41hound RHP 2012
FEN
4r1k1/5p1p/R3p1p1/8/4P1K1/5PP1/7P/8 w - - 0 1
[FEN "4r1k1/5p1p/R3p1p1/8/4P1K1/5PP1/7P/8 w - - 0 1"]
1. h4 h5+ 2. Kg5 Kg7 3. g4 Rh8 4. f4 {Beautiful. A work of art.} 4... f6 {Checkmate.}
OK this is the last one. Three is enough
rayfur2002 - hermes77 RHP 2010
FEN
5k2/1p3ppp/p7/8/1P6/r3P3/P3K1PP/3R4 w - - 0 1
[FEN "5k2/1p3ppp/p7/8/1P6/r3P3/P3K1PP/3R4 w - - 0 1"]
1. Rd2 {It seems incredible that from here White finds a way to get himself mated with the Black g-pawn in five more moves.} 1... f5 2. h3 Ra4 3. Rb2 Ra3 4. Kf3 Kf7 5. Kf4 Kf6 6. e4 {There it is....} 6... g5 {Checkmate.}
I lied, one more, and as always I’ve saved the best till last.
eldullo - igarlick RHP 2010
FEN
8/8/5pkp/p1R5/4pPPP/P3r3/8/6K1 w - - 0 1
[FEN "8/8/5pkp/p1R5/4pPPP/P3r3/8/6K1 w - - 0 1"]
1. Rc7 {That ladies and gentleman is a one move trap. A gamble. Black can now play 1...Rg3+ and pick off the g4 pawn. If that happens then White is trouble and in severe danger of losing.} 1... Rxa3 {It worked, Black picks up the a-pawn leaving White with a very difficult decision. Should he give mate with the f-pawn or the h-pawn. Decisions…Decisions…} 2. f5 {White chose the f-pawn. Personally I would checkmated with the h-pawn. It's positional thing, I do not want to concede the e5 square.}
I lied again!. This is the best one. White is losing hands down.
Resignation cannot be far away. But he decides to let Black promote a pawn,
in the process he sacrifices his lone Rook and checkmates Black with a pawn.
chesspunx - TheSmilingAssassin RHP 2011
FEN
8/5pkp/p7/1p3PPp/7P/P1p1KP2/r2p4/3R4 w - - 0 1
[FEN "8/5pkp/p7/1p3PPp/7P/P1p1KP2/r2p4/3R4 w - - 0 1"]
1. Kd3 Rxa3 {I'm counting four Black connected passed pawns.} 2. f6+ Kg6 3. Ke4 {White sets off up the hill to have one last throw of the dice.} 3... c2 4. f4 {An alert player would now play 4...Re3+ 5.Kxe3 cxd1=Q 0-1.} 4... cxd1=Q 5. f5 {Checkmate.}
Sorry. Anyone stumbling on here would think all the RHP lads are absolutely mad and off their rockers.
So here is a nice wee piece of calculation where we see everything being removed to promote a pawn.
mozart1234 - coyote214 RHP 2008
FEN
6k1/5q1p/P5p1/8/3b1Q2/2pP4/2r1rPPP/2R2RK1 w - - 0 1
[FEN "6k1/5q1p/P5p1/8/3b1Q2/2pP4/2r1rPPP/2R2RK1 w - - 0 1"]
1. Qxd4 Rxf2 {Black has it all worked out.} 2. Qxf2 {Now 2...Rxf2 3.Rxf2 and the Black Queen will struggle against the two Rooks.} 2... Qxf2+ 3. Rxf2 Rxc1+ 4. Rf1 Rxf1+ 5. Kxf1 c2 {And the c-pawn promotes with a tempo gaining check just one move before the a-pawn.}
And we might as well hammer home the rule that Rooks belong behind passed pawns.
jnesta - ZJONES206 RHP 2011
FEN
6k1/R4pp1/7p/8/2p5/7P/P4PP1/2r3K1 w - - 0 1
[FEN "6k1/R4pp1/7p/8/2p5/7P/P4PP1/2r3K1 w - - 0 1"] 1. Kh2 c3 {Put the Rook behind the passed pawn (2.Rc7) and run the a-pawn. Black will have to eventually play Ra1 then Rxc2 and that is a plain draw.} 2. Re7 {White is on the wrong track. He has come here to attack the pawn on the rank instead of the file.} 2... c2 {OK now play 3.Rc7 and it's a draw.} 3. Re2 {You can see the thinking behind this move. The Black Rook is tied to the c2 pawn. If it moves White takes on c2. The very slight flaw in this idea is...} 3... Rh1+ {The Black Rook vacates c1 with tempo.} 4. Kxh1 c1=Q+ {White resigned a few moves later.}
We pause for Golden Oldie No.9.
White (playing up the board) to play and mate in one move.
I mentioned The Borg (anagram of Grob………….I warned you that was coming.)
In the 2014 Championship the imaginative musirapha has a P4.W 4 record with it.
musirapha - dsmith RHP 2014
It is White’s 11th move that raises this game above the ordinary.
1. g4 c5 2. Bg2 Nc6 3. c4 g6 4. Nc3 a6 5. Nf3 Nf6 6. g5 Ng4 7. h3 {Black has a brain storm. He thinks his g4 night has no retreat. He can play 7...Nge5 here.} 7... d6 8. hxg4 Bxg4 9. d3 Bg7 10. a3 O-O {That is what White was waiting for.} 11. Kd2 {EH? It's simple but effective. He wants to move the h1 Rook up the h-file and play Qh1.} 11... Qa5 12. Rh4 {See previous note.} 12... f5 {OOPS! Black drops another piece.} 13. gxf6 Bxf3 14. fxg7 Rf5 15. Bxf3 Nd4 {Due to the threat of 16...Nb3+ and Nxa1 the Queen cannot go to h1. Of course White can just let the a1 Rook go. It's doing nothing. 16.Qh1 could have been played.} 16. Rb1 Rd8 17. Qh1 Kxg7 18. Rxh7+ Kf6 19. Qh4+ Ke6 {This ends it but all moves lead to doom.} 20. Rxe7
And finally we jump into the pool of joy that was…
DZiv - Wespackacone RHP 2007
FEN
r7/p1R2ppp/1p2p3/8/3k4/8/P4PPP/5K2 w - - 0 1
[FEN "r7/p1R2ppp/1p2p3/8/3k4/8/P4PPP/5K2 w - - 0 1"]
1. Rxf7 {The White Rook swings back and forth like a pendulum on the 7th rank munching pawns as it goes. Black on the other hand has a much deeper and better idea.} 1... Rc8 2. Rxg7 {Munch.} 2... Kd3 3. Rxa7 {Munch. It should have been 3.Rd7+ and then Munch.} 3... Rc1 {Mate.}
The thread accompanying this blog is Thread 160725 If you are stuck on the Golden Oldie the solution it will be there.