Alan hollywell

Yeah about me? I'm 68yrs old played chess for 64yrs never was any good at maths!! (53yrs really) Going back to when I was born I was so ugly the Doctor had to slap my mother; I was so surprised being born I didn't walk for 18 months; Later on when I grew up a little my mother would send me down t' corner store with a shilling, and I'd come back with five pounds o' potatoes, two loaves o' bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese, a packet o' tea, an' 'half dozen eggs, and a packet o tobacco. Yer can't do that now. Too many security cameras." When I was older! done the drug thing sniffing coke did'nt like it much as the ice cubes kept getting stuck up my nose. Then as you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... One final thought Chess: The only scenario where a bishop can take the queen from behind and not get arrested.

My best reading books:
The joy of sex for over 60's- Pain and pleasure. How to play chess blindfolded? By miss Whiplash!