cadwah

I am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. When I get bored I build suspension bridges in my yard. I have performed several covert missions for the CIA. I sleep once a week, when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. Last year I walked across Antartica on my hands. Sometimes I tread water for three days in a row. I will take timeouts unless it's a full moon. I breed prizewinning clams. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I don't perspire. Belief is the death of intelligence

I'm currently taking a break from chess.