Flying Dwarf

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. \n \n"So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov - Problem was, we had a checkered tablecloth and it took him two hours to pass the salt!" \n \nA group of chess enthusiasts were standing in the lobby of a hotel discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. \n"But why?" they asked, as they moved off. \n"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."