Grandmaster bater

Hi, I'm a 68 YO male Virgin with, err, two daughters and three Grandchildren. I stopped playing Chess years ago because I could never find anyone to play. This website is a god send. Proud creator of the Crystal Palace Allstars. Prefer to play pawn stars as I think we should all support the site. After-all $30 for a whole year of fun is excellent value.

I will claim timeouts if I think you are delaying.

Highest rating 1729.

And to those of you that feel the need to cheat using programs to check/make your moves to win. Please congratulate your program(s) for beating me you sad F***s.