Me tells everybody I'm King Arthur but the truth is I'm just a lowly flea. Me cat Merlin is the smart one. He's a sorcerer with magic powers. Merlin is good at chess. His rating is like 10,000. My rating is 415. We take turns making moves. That's why you'll see a brilliant move followed by a stoopid one. I'm currently in Seattle, WA on an endless quest for the Holy Grail.