Nepomuk

The original Johann Nepomuk, patron saint of Bohemia and of bridges, fell to his death fom the Charles Bridge in Prague. Nepomuk would like to be able to declare "European" (2nd choice: Ruritanian) as his nationality; he tries not to fall off bridges (or indeed anything else); he likes Burgundy, cricket, Budapest, the comic operas of Richard Strauss, and winning, of which he hasn't been getting nearly enough.