Culture Wars (fresh munitions)

The current crop of culture war memes and topics - intended to distract us, the lumpen masses, from the real problems around us, and possible solutions attendant thereto - will someday lose their odious traction.

What could be some brand new culture wars hobby horses of the future?

Since we are born naked a new group of people will demand the right to be naked whenever they want.

Of course liberals will embrace it while the rest of us have to look at fat, gelatinous people hold placards that say "I was born this way!!"

Nudity is the way forward.

Shaving and trimming will be considered lying.