RHP ‘post-it’ notes

"Hi everyone,

Never forget, when the world is looking down, failure is staring you in the face, you've been tangled up in knots, exposed, humiliated, and you find yourself with nothing to say ~ NEVER forget ~ you can always talk about other people's chess ratings."

"Note to all,

In the event of tactical nuclear weapons being deployed in central Europe, please use the On Vacation feature judiciously and take all outstanding moves before applying it."

"Listen up all,

I have NOT hidden my money in the chair at the window end of the kitchen table. So do NOT look there."

"Please don't use anonymous thumbs down as a kind of 'retribution' against posters you don't like because I have publically defended anonymous thumbs down by insisting that that is not what they're used for.

yours, Ponderable"

"Hello, friends,

There will be a very short meeting - no longer than 60 seconds - in the rec room at midnight GMT for members of the RHP TikTok fan club."

To whom it may concern,

dear person who has been stealing my cheese from the communal fridge night after night, the piece of camembert you stole last night had been rubbed around the rim of the toilet bowl in the communal toilets next to the RHP kitchen.

Just so you know."

[True story: an inter-American spat during my university days]]

Having recently come into some money, I'm currently considering an RHP subscription but in an unrelated manner. Would anyone like to buy a chair?

"Hey,

There is a chair AND a quantity of money missing from the kitchen.

Please return, at the very least, the money, a.s.a.p."

"Hiya,

I have mislaid my smartphone. If you find it please DO NOT LOOK AT MY PHOTOS AND MY VIDEO COLLECTION and just return it to me.

Thanks in advance
FMF"

@fmf said
"Please don't use anonymous thumbs down as a kind of 'retribution' against posters you don't like because I have publically defended anonymous thumbs down by insisting that that is not what they're used for.

yours, Ponderable"

@ponderable said
Pleaseconsider to contact people instead of "calling them out" in public.

@ponderable said
Pleaseconsider to contact people instead of "calling them out" in public.

A book was taken from me yesterday. Please return it after reading with the bookmark on the right page. Thank you.