Yes, sweetie pie, I think I know something about that place.
First, you must shave.
. Moustaches tickle badly the neck and all the
skin softener treatments go to hell if you are not selective when it
comes to the usual hand games
in the Blue Oyster.
Then, you must purchase the George Michael's full DVD box set.
When you are done, go to a public sauna and make sure to take
with you the most slippery hand soap bar
And then just... go west
Edit. We are currently negotiating with Kirksey so they can rent a couple
of their members for our annual gala party... aaaawwwww!!!