need more chess

could somebody please pay my subscription.
im computer illiterate,have no credit card and my only other option is to send 30 bucks to merry old england...
hey Russ,what if u sign me up and give me 2 weeks for postage and handling.
i dont mind sending the money though i would die of anguish if it was lost in the mail.
can somebody please help me as i need more chess

Originally posted by spiudl
could somebody please pay my subscription.

huh almost fell from my chair...😛

what do you think we are? charity organization?

Originally posted by spiudl
could somebody please pay my subscription.
im computer illiterate,have no credit card and my only other option is to send 30 bucks to merry old england...
hey Russ,what if u sign me up and give me 2 weeks for postage and handling.
i dont mind sending the money though i would die of anguish if it was lost in the mail.
can somebody please help me as i need more chess

If you are computer illiterate, how did you get to this site?

Originally posted by sonhouse
If you are computer illiterate, how did you get to this site?

i just started a relationship and and this is her computer.this is the only thing i can do on it.i would be greatly indeted to u.

Originally posted by spiudl
i just started a relationship...

Then why are you playing chess?

Originally posted by spiudl

im computer illiterate

then DO NOT be on a computer! I repeat! GET OFF RIGHT NOW YOU WILL RUIN SOMETHING!

People like you are the ones that get the e-mails "cool video click here!" "ohhh really??" *click* "All drives deleted??!" "NO more sex for ME?!!"

Learn your way from Q to / before doing anything else. Then spend 2 weeks learning the computers word processors, games, and how to click stuff - for the love of everything, OFFLINE. Then perhaps you are finally ready to "plug the thingy in" and get connected. BUT.. only after you know what spyware, adware, trojan, virus, Firefox, and URL mean (any more to add bowmann?). Good luck.

Originally posted by Coconut
then DO NOT be on a computer! I repeat! GET OFF RIGHT NOW YOU WILL RUIN SOMETHING!

People like you are the ones that get the e-mails "cool video click here!" "ohhh really??" *click* "All drives deleted??!" "NO more sex for ME?!!"

Learn your way from Q to / before doing anything else. Then spend 2 weeks learning the computers word processors, ga ...[text shortened]... hat spyware, adware, trojan, virus, Firefox, and URL mean (any more to add bowmann?). Good luck.

Shut up Coco.

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Shut up Coco.

thanks X.i dont like computers and never understood them.this site is all this computer can do for me and that is all i want from it.if i new how to use these dambed things i could pay by credit card but neither of us has one

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Shut up Coco.

oh my..you really are rude...

Originally posted by Jusuh
oh my..you really are rude...

You really are slow on the uptake.

Originally posted by Coconut
BUT.. only after you know what spyware, adware, trojan, virus...mean (any more to add bowmann?).

Yep. If he goes with Linux, he won't need to worry about any of these.

Originally posted by Jusuh
huh almost fell from my chair...😛

what do you think we are? charity organization?

It's happened before...

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Shut up Coco.

Do you deal with this type of people every day? The ones who you ask to go to their desktop and they can't find it?

it wo-nt go missing in the post.

this is ENGLAND


That doesnt happen here