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  1. 04 Sep '05 03:54
    could somebody please pay my subscription.
    im computer illiterate,have no credit card and my only other option is to send 30 bucks to merry old england...
    hey Russ,what if u sign me up and give me 2 weeks for postage and handling.
    i dont mind sending the money though i would die of anguish if it was lost in the mail.
    can somebody please help me as i need more chess
  2. 04 Sep '05 05:43
    Originally posted by spiudl
    could somebody please pay my subscription.
    huh almost fell from my chair...

    what do you think we are? charity organization?
  3. Standard member sonhouse
    Fast and Curious
    04 Sep '05 06:49
    Originally posted by spiudl
    could somebody please pay my subscription.
    im computer illiterate,have no credit card and my only other option is to send 30 bucks to merry old england...
    hey Russ,what if u sign me up and give me 2 weeks for postage and handling.
    i dont mind sending the money though i would die of anguish if it was lost in the mail.
    can somebody please help me as i need more chess
    If you are computer illiterate, how did you get to this site?
  4. 04 Sep '05 08:13
    Originally posted by sonhouse
    If you are computer illiterate, how did you get to this site?
    i just started a relationship and and this is her computer.this is the only thing i can do on it.i would be greatly indeted to u.
  5. Standard member Bowmann
    Non-Subscriber
    04 Sep '05 15:53
    Originally posted by spiudl
    i just started a relationship...
    Then why are you playing chess?
  6. 05 Sep '05 00:08
    Originally posted by spiudl

    im computer illiterate
    then DO NOT be on a computer! I repeat! GET OFF RIGHT NOW YOU WILL RUIN SOMETHING!

    People like you are the ones that get the e-mails "cool video click here!" "ohhh really??" *click* "All drives deleted??!" "NO more sex for ME?!!"

    Learn your way from Q to / before doing anything else. Then spend 2 weeks learning the computers word processors, games, and how to click stuff - for the love of everything, OFFLINE. Then perhaps you are finally ready to "plug the thingy in" and get connected. BUT.. only after you know what spyware, adware, trojan, virus, Firefox, and URL mean (any more to add bowmann?). Good luck.
  7. Standard member XanthosNZ
    Cancerous Bus Crash
    05 Sep '05 05:26
    Originally posted by Coconut
    then DO NOT be on a computer! I repeat! GET OFF RIGHT NOW YOU WILL RUIN SOMETHING!

    People like you are the ones that get the e-mails "cool video click here!" "ohhh really??" *click* "All drives deleted??!" "NO more sex for ME?!!"

    Learn your way from Q to / before doing anything else. Then spend 2 weeks learning the computers word processors, ga ...[text shortened]... hat spyware, adware, trojan, virus, Firefox, and URL mean (any more to add bowmann?). Good luck.
    Shut up Coco.
  8. 05 Sep '05 07:28
    Originally posted by XanthosNZ
    Shut up Coco.
    thanks X.i dont like computers and never understood them.this site is all this computer can do for me and that is all i want from it.if i new how to use these dambed things i could pay by credit card but neither of us has one
  9. 05 Sep '05 10:35
    Originally posted by XanthosNZ
    Shut up Coco.
    oh my..you really are rude...
  10. Standard member XanthosNZ
    Cancerous Bus Crash
    05 Sep '05 12:08
    Originally posted by Jusuh
    oh my..you really are rude...
    You really are slow on the uptake.
  11. Standard member Bowmann
    Non-Subscriber
    05 Sep '05 14:35
    Originally posted by Coconut
    BUT.. only after you know what spyware, adware, trojan, virus...mean (any more to add bowmann?).
    Yep. If he goes with Linux, he won't need to worry about any of these.
  12. Standard member ark13
    Enola Straight
    05 Sep '05 15:44
    Originally posted by Jusuh
    huh almost fell from my chair...

    what do you think we are? charity organization?
    It's happened before...
  13. 05 Sep '05 17:09
    Originally posted by XanthosNZ
    Shut up Coco.
    Do you deal with this type of people every day? The ones who you ask to go to their desktop and they can't find it?
  14. Standard member celticcountry
    Copyright ©2001-2006
    06 Sep '05 12:40
    it wo-nt go missing in the post.

    this is ENGLAND


    That doesnt happen here
  15. 12 Sep '05 07:34
    Originally posted by spiudl
    could somebody please pay my subscription.
    im computer illiterate,have no credit card and my only other option is to send 30 bucks to merry old england...
    hey Russ,what if u sign me up and give me 2 weeks for postage and handling.
    i dont mind sending the money though i would die of anguish if it was lost in the mail.
    can somebody please help me as i need more chess
    come on.somebody please help.ill join your clan.ill pay your subs by mail.ill put you on my buddie list.please help me.i need more chess