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    T'was the Knight before Chessmas, and all round the site,
    not a troll was stirring, not one forum fight.
    The mockings were done, with fun in their minds,
    not one forum poster has shown their behinds.

    The chess nerds were all tucked away in their beds,
    while visions of checkmates danced in their heads.
    And Trev's mom in her teddy sat on my lap,
    I knew I was to be active and not take a nap.

    When in the chess forum there arose such a fight fest,
    over the stupidest question, it gave me such unrest.
    About which chess set is best.

    They talked sets made of plastic, sets made of stone,
    sets made of glass and even made from bone.

    They argued ad nauseam why their set was the best.
    About the weight and feel and why they passed their test.

    Only three out of nineteen posters, promoted sets made from wood.
    What with the deforestation, the carbon footprint was not good.

    I sulked down in disgust, as no one metioned Jaques of London.
    When Forum Mod came, and then the thread was done.

    Forum Mod set us straight about such a fight.
    He said, "Merry Chessmas to all, and to all a wood Knight."
  2. Subscribercoquette
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    13 Dec '09 19:13
    Originally posted by Ice Cold
    T'was the Knight before Chessmas, and all round the site,
    not a troll was stirring, not one forum fight.
    The mockings were done, with fun in their minds,
    not one forum poster has shown their behinds.

    The chess nerds were all tucked away in their beds,
    while visions of checkmates danced in their heads.
    And Trev's mom in her teddy sat on ...[text shortened]... ut such a fight.
    He said, "Merry Chessmas to all, and to all a [i]wood Knight[i]."
    Nicely done rec'd
  3. Standard memberexpuddlepirate
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    13 Dec '09 21:02
    Originally posted by Ice Cold
    T'was the Knight before Chessmas, and all round the site,
    not a troll was stirring, not one forum fight.
    The mockings were done, with fun in their minds,
    not one forum poster has shown their behinds.

    The chess nerds were all tucked away in their beds,
    while visions of checkmates danced in their heads.
    And Trev's mom in her teddy sat on ...[text shortened]... t such a fight.
    He said, "Merry Chessmas to all, and to all a wood Knight."
    I didn't know you were such a good poet.
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    13 Dec '09 21:321 edit
    My favorite was the Holy Diver song that was remade for Grampy Bobby.
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    13 Dec '09 22:31
    I still had a typo. "mentioned."
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    13 Dec '09 22:40
    Originally posted by expuddlepirate
    I didn't know you were such a good poet.
    Thanks Pirate. On the down side my roundhouse kicks aren't what they used to be. 😞
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    14 Dec '09 00:06
    Originally posted by Ice Cold
    Thanks Pirate. On the down side my roundhouse kicks aren't what they used to be. 😞
    Remember my "famed" triple side kick we timed at 2.5 seconds? I can get the same done now in only 10 seconds now (minus the 3rd head kick, Father Time is soooo cruel)
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    14 Dec '09 01:12
    you da man, ice...

    wrecked wit a bullet...
    rookie
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    14 Dec '09 05:10
    Originally posted by Ice Cold
    T'was the Knight before Chessmas, and all round the site,
    not a troll was stirring, not one forum fight.
    The mockings were done, with fun in their minds,
    not one forum poster has shown their behinds.

    The chess nerds were all tucked away in their beds,
    while visions of checkmates danced in their heads.
    And Trev's mom in her teddy sat on ...[text shortened]... t such a fight.
    He said, "Merry Chessmas to all, and to all a wood Knight."
    Tee hee. Rec'ed.
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    14 Dec '09 14:43
    OMG, this is incredible. Quite hilarious. I give it 4 1/2 stars out of 5 (nothing is perfect as one of my teachers said) and a PG-13 rating for mild naughty humour.
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    14 Dec '09 14:45
    Could we get some pictures of trev's mom?
    Just so I can understand the story better.
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    14 Dec '09 16:521 edit
    Originally posted by tsetse
    Could we get some pictures of trev's mom?
    Just so I can understand the story better.
    Each year I pick on a poster, both of us knowing it's all in fun.
    This year was Trev. He's a great guy, and I am sure his mom is a fine woman.
    Last year I picked on Crowley.
    Next year...who knows. 😕
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    14 Dec '09 17:18
    Originally posted by Ice Cold
    Each year I pick on a poster, both of us knowing it's all in fun.
    This year was Trev. He's a great guy, and I am sure his mom is a fine woman.
    Last year I picked on Crowley.
    Next year...who knows. 😕
    you did? i hadn't noticed.. you mustn't be very good at it 😛
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    14 Dec '09 17:21
    Originally posted by trev33
    you did? i hadn't noticed.. you mustn't be very good at it 😛
    That's what she said. :'(
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    14 Dec '09 17:22
    Originally posted by Ice Cold
    That's what she said. :'(
    i thought she said 'is that it?'
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