Organs for sale

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

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28 Mar 15 16:54

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

28 Mar 15 16:54

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O.k., how much could I sell one of my organs (those of which
I have pairs of course) in the black market?

Er... a friend... uh... asked me about it... as... er... part of a
trivia game.

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

Joined: 14 Jul 07
Moves: 43012

28 Mar 15 17:47

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Originally posted by Seitse
O.k., how much could I sell one of my organs (those of which
I have pairs of course) in the black market?

Er... a friend... uh... asked me about it... as... er... part of a
trivia game.

A sick "trivia game", my friend, because it trivializes life itself. As my wife would have said: "Seitse, you're better than that."

hakima

Illumination

The Razor's Edge

Joined: 08 Sep 08
Moves: 19665

28 Mar 15 18:21

Originally posted by Seitse
O.k., how much could I sell one of my organs (those of which
I have pairs of course) in the black market?

Er... a friend... uh... asked me about it... as... er... part of a
trivia game.

Upon opening this thread, I had expected to see links to YouTube and hear renditions of Bach...

...these aren't the organs I was looking for Obi-Wan...

NoEarthlyReason

Joined: 10 Nov 12
Moves: 6889

28 Mar 15 18:27

How much for your fourth stomach?

HandyAndy

Read a book!

Joined: 23 Sep 06
Moves: 18677

28 Mar 15 19:06

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
A sick "trivia game", my friend, because it trivializes life itself. As my wife would have said: "Seitse, you're better than that."

Did your wife think Seitse should command higher prices for his organs, i.e., the ones that still work.

Mammy Blue

Delicious Monster...

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Moves: 77148

28 Mar 15 20:16

A doc in Capetown South Africa did a transplant of a penis... wonder what they paid for it...

Suzianne

Misfit Queen

Isle of Misfit Toys

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28 Mar 15 20:26

Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
How much for your fourth stomach?

Hah!

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

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Moves: 43012

28 Mar 15 21:13

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Originally posted by Mammy Blue
A doc in Capetown South Africa did a transplant of a penis... wonder what they paid for it...

@Mammy-Blue, is your birth date still "April 1"? Thread 163375 (Page 3)

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

28 Mar 15 23:24

You people are disgusting.

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

Joined: 14 Jul 07
Moves: 43012

29 Mar 15 14:20

Originally posted by Seitse
You people are disgusting.

Would you consider selling either your left or right frontal lobe in the black market? If so, what would be the price?

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

17 Apr 15 15:26

I just sold a kidney. Thanks @ponderable for the idea. Now I can pay my sub.

cashthetrash

PoPeYe

This is embarrasking

Joined: 17 Nov 05
Moves: 44152

17 Apr 15 16:15

Originally posted by hakima
Upon opening this thread, I had expected to see links to YouTube and hear renditions of Bach...

...these aren't the organs I was looking for Obi-Wan...

I am kind of wondering if I could have got anything for a slightly used toe.

rookie54

free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

Joined: 09 Mar 08
Moves: 217168

19 Apr 15 05:30

i feel like the slickest willie around...

my left eye has had macular degeneration for years and years...
i'm basically blind on the left side...
but i kept that quiet and had the ole orb yanked clean from the socket...

made $40 to boot...

redbadger

Suzzie says Badger

is Racist Bastard

Joined: 09 Jun 14
Moves: 10079

19 Apr 15 12:49

Originally posted by Seitse
O.k., how much could I sell one of my organs (those of which
I have pairs of course) in the black market?

Er... a friend... uh... asked me about it... as... er... part of a
trivia game.

Moog

Shallow Blue

Joined: 18 Jan 07
Moves: 12477

23 Apr 15 18:41

Originally posted by hakima
Upon opening this thread, I had expected to see links to YouTube and hear renditions of Bach...

...these aren't the organs I was looking for Obi-Wan...

At your service.