Chess Caption Competition

"A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!"

I put the cartoon together using copyright free images.
But then I could not think of a suitable punch line.

'I know I'll turn it into a competition - someone else is bound to think of something.'

I'll give a prize for the best entry.

@greenpawn34

One entry per person or can we enter as many as we want?

"I dunno, mate, I'm not even sure how he moves."

"I guess he misunderstood en passant."

Hi Contenchess

As many entries as you want.

"Wasn't Gata Kamsky's father banned from chess?"

will you be my lawful wedded wife?

"What did you think I meant by sacrifice?"

"Well...I lost...but at least I sacrificed the queen just so I could get a few minutes of silence"

"So it turns out her mother is the Grim Reaper!...Let me tell you about that old hag!......
......😐......She's behind me isn't she?...😔"

"So to make a long story short I sold my soul to be great at chess"

"So I says to God I says...checkmate in 4!!... Haha he's so stupid!...I can't believe he played the Pirc against me!"

"The only one who didn't lose the title was Alekhine...Rumor has it he now consumes chess souls..."