Surely, no one's interested, but I need to show it to somebody. It was a very enjoyable 114 seconds for me.
1.g3 e5
2.Bg2 d5
3.b3 c5
4.Bb2 Nc6
5.h3 Nf6
6.e3 Bd6
7.g4 Bd7
8.g5 Ne4
9.h4 Qc7
10.d3 Nxf2
11.Kxf2 O-O-O
12.Ke1 e4
13.d4 Bg3+
14.Kf1 f6
15.gxf6 Rhg8
16.fxg7 Rxg7
17.Qh5 Rgg8
18.Qxd5 Rdf8+
19.Ke2 Bg4+
20.Kd2 Qa5+
21.Bc3 Nb4
22.a3 Rf2+
23.Kc1 Nd3+
24.cxd3 exd3
25.Qxc5+ Qc7
26.Qxc7+ Bxc7
27.d5 Rc2#