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Small boy: "Dad where has Mum gone?"Father: "We had a Rowson and I won't Averbach."Small Boy: "But I miss her, please Averbach."Father "Fine, Fine, I'll Lasker."ta-da....
Originally posted by greenpawn34Small boy: "Dad where has Mum gone?"Father: "We had a Rowson and I won't Averbach."Small Boy: "But I miss her, please Averbach."Father "Fine, Fine, I'll Lasker."ta-da....
Originally posted by Traveling AgainDid you edit out the funny bit?
She needed help going to the hospital so someone gave her Anand,
If she experiences great pain, the doctors might inject Morphy
Originally posted by greenpawn34No that was Euwe.I know it's Ouver - but it's just a joke.It's the way I TAL 'em.
Mikhail Botvinnik and Vassily Smyslov were Karjakin Kasparov's Carlsen but I just Ivanchuckled at him.BAM!
Originally posted by EmLaskerMikhail Botvinnik and Vassily Smyslov were Karjakin Kasparov's Carlsen but I just Ivanchuckled at him.BAM!
My hands are suffering from all the Spassky after yesterday's Fischer competition, then I was almost late to work but luckily I Karpoved with couple of my friends
Omaha, Nebraska, USA
Check please.
west-london
What did one rook say to the other rook? Queen's side or King's side
THORNINYOURSIDE
But these days it's my chess that is a joke.Thought I'd better get that in before KeinzRat, sorry HeinzKat does.
New Braunfels, Texas
Originally posted by greenpawn34But these days it's my chess that is a joke.