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  1. 12 Jan '10 03:11 / 1 edit
    Small boy: "Dad where has Mum gone?"

    Father: "We had a Rowson and I won't Averbach."

    Small Boy: "But I miss her, please Averbach."

    Father "Fine, Fine, I'll Lasker."

    ta-da....
  2. Standard member Traveling Again
    I'm 1/4 Ninja
    12 Jan '10 03:18
    Originally posted by greenpawn34
    Small boy: "Dad where has Mum gone?"

    Father: "We had a Rowson and I won't Averbach."

    Small Boy: "But I miss her, please Averbach."

    Father "Fine, Fine, I'll Lasker."

    ta-da....
    Did you edit out the funny bit?
  3. 12 Jan '10 03:20 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by Traveling Again
    Did you edit out the funny bit?
    Her mom stabbed herself and had a serious case of internal Petrosian!
  4. 12 Jan '10 03:26
    She needed help going to the hospital so someone gave her Anand,
  5. 12 Jan '10 03:34 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by Traveling Again
    Did you edit out the funny bit?
    No that was Euwe.


    I know it's Ouver - but it's just a joke.
    It's the way I TAL 'em.
  6. Standard member Der Bayer
    The Silver Hammer
    12 Jan '10 03:40
    If she experiences great pain, the doctors might inject Morphy
  7. Standard member Traveling Again
    I'm 1/4 Ninja
    12 Jan '10 03:41
    Originally posted by greenpawn34
    No that was Euwe.


    I know it's Ouver - but it's just a joke.
    It's the way I TAL 'em.
    Yue were really reaching with those.
  8. 12 Jan '10 03:44
    Mikhail Botvinnik and Vassily Smyslov were Karjakin Kasparov's Carlsen but I just Ivanchuckled at him.

    BAM!
  9. Standard member Traveling Again
    I'm 1/4 Ninja
    12 Jan '10 03:45
    Originally posted by EmLasker
    Mikhail Botvinnik and Vassily Smyslov were Karjakin Kasparov's Carlsen but I just Ivanchuckled at him.

    BAM!
    Who's Bam?
  10. 12 Jan '10 03:48
    My hands are suffering from all the Spassky after yesterday's Fischer competition, then I was almost late to work but luckily I Karpoved with couple of my friends
  11. Subscriber coquette
    Already mated
    12 Jan '10 06:52
    Check please.
  12. 13 Jan '10 00:21
    What did one rook say to the other rook?
    Queen's side or King's side
  13. 13 Jan '10 02:47
    Originally posted by greenpawn34
    Small boy: "Dad where has Mum gone?"

    Father: "We had a Rowson and I won't Averbach."

    Small Boy: "But I miss her, please Averbach."

    Father "Fine, Fine, I'll Lasker."

    ta-da....
    Stick to playing chess
  14. 13 Jan '10 02:51
    But these days it's my chess that is a joke.

    Thought I'd better get that in before KeinzRat, sorry HeinzKat does.
  15. 13 Jan '10 18:33
    Originally posted by greenpawn34
    But these days it's my chess that is a joke.
    If you decide to give up chess, you can hock your board and books at a pawn shop.