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Small boy: "Dad where has Mum gone?"

Father: "We had a Rowson and I won't Averbach."

Small Boy: "But I miss her, please Averbach."

Father "Fine, Fine, I'll Lasker."

ta-da....

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
Small boy: "Dad where has Mum gone?"

Father: "We had a Rowson and I won't Averbach."

Small Boy: "But I miss her, please Averbach."

Father "Fine, Fine, I'll Lasker."

ta-da....
Did you edit out the funny bit?

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Originally posted by Traveling Again
Did you edit out the funny bit?
Her mom stabbed herself and had a serious case of internal Petrosian!

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She needed help going to the hospital so someone gave her Anand,

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Originally posted by Traveling Again
Did you edit out the funny bit?
No that was Euwe.


I know it's Ouver - but it's just a joke.
It's the way I TAL 'em.

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If she experiences great pain, the doctors might inject Morphy

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
No that was Euwe.


I know it's Ouver - but it's just a joke.
It's the way I TAL 'em.
Yue were really reaching with those.

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Mikhail Botvinnik and Vassily Smyslov were Karjakin Kasparov's Carlsen but I just Ivanchuckled at him.

BAM!

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Originally posted by EmLasker
Mikhail Botvinnik and Vassily Smyslov were Karjakin Kasparov's Carlsen but I just Ivanchuckled at him.

BAM!
Who's Bam?

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My hands are suffering from all the Spassky after yesterday's Fischer competition, then I was almost late to work but luckily I Karpoved with couple of my friends

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Check please.

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What did one rook say to the other rook?
Queen's side or King's side

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
Small boy: "Dad where has Mum gone?"

Father: "We had a Rowson and I won't Averbach."

Small Boy: "But I miss her, please Averbach."

Father "Fine, Fine, I'll Lasker."

ta-da....
Stick to playing chess 😛

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But these days it's my chess that is a joke.

Thought I'd better get that in before KeinzRat, sorry HeinzKat does.

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
But these days it's my chess that is a joke.
If you decide to give up chess, you can hock your board and books at a pawn shop. 😛

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