A Pawn Is Up For Sale (God Awful Chess)

[Event "GameKnot Blitz"]
[Site "http://gameknot.com/"]
[Date "2013.04.30"]
[Round "-"]
[White "pavlito29"]
[Black "kidzebra"]
[Result "0-1"]

1. Nf3 Nc6 2. e4 e5 3. d4 {So it's to be a Scotch, is it a Scotch Game or a Scotch Gambit.} 3... exd4 4. Nxd4 {The Scotch Game.} 4... Bc5 5. Be3 Bxd4 {A move just to get away from 5...Qf6 theory.} 6. Bxd4 Nf6 7. e5 Qe7 8. Be2 Ne4 9. O-O O-O 10. Nc3 Nxc3 11. Bxc3 {A pawn is up for sale. 11...Nxe5 12.Qd4 pinning the Knight against mate on g7 12...f6 13.Bc4+ 14.Rae1....etc. I lag miles behind in development. No. that pawn is too expensive. Nice idea though. I'll use that myself.} 11... d5 12. exd6 Qxd6 13. Bd3 {Good he has kept the Queens on. He has probably as much faith in his endgame as I have. Now for some trickery.} 13... Ne5 14. Bxe5 Qxe5 {I have no intention of nicking that b2 pawn but....} 15. Rb1 {So he is a pawn protecter....So that means he is a pawn taker. I'll cook up a wee trap offering a pawn as bait.} 15... Qg5 16. Qf3 Be6 {Go on take the b7 pawn...Please.} 17. b3 {Rats, he is protecting another pawn, the a2 pawn. I must set up my pawn steal trap without threatening one of his pawns.} 17... Rad8 {Now take the b7 pawn...Please.} 18. Rfe1 {Eh? Oh I see, he is worried about me playing Bh3 after Qxb7 so he moved this Rook to give him a g3 defence. I must stop threatening things so he can take the b7 pawn.} 18... Rd6 {How about that. You can take on b7 and I have no threats.} 19. Qxb7 {Thank you.} 19... Bd5 {0-1.}