my only excuse for this kind of insanity is blitz.
I was white.
Wherein Paul Starts his Usual Attack on the Kingside, gets into a Wild Tactical Melee in the Center. Hillarious Blunders Ensue
Feel free to laugh at me for missing the forced mate on move 30 (30. Qd5+ Qf7 31. Qxf7🙄. Feel free to laugh at me even more for immediately seeing it and kicking myself after I foolishly grab the pawn, then trying to play it on move 31 when it, instead, because of the pawn-grabbing, just hung the rook.
But laugh most of all at my opponent for, instead of capturing the rook, RESIGNING! Obviously seeing the previous move's forced mate instead of the current move's hung rook.
This is going into my all-time-favorites file.
1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5 3. d4 d6 4. c4 Nb6 5. exd6 cxd6 6. Nc3 g6 7. Nf3 Bg7 8. Be3 d5 9. c5 Nc4 10. Bxc4 dxc4 11. O-O O-O 12. Qc1 Re8 13. Ne4 Be6 14. Bh6 Bh8 15. Nfg5 Bd5 16. Qf4 f5 17. Nc3 e6 18. Rfe1 Qd7 19. g4 Nc6 20. gxf5 exf5 21. Nxd5 Qxd5 22. Qc7 Nxd4 23. Rad1 Rxe1+ 24. Rxe1 Nf3+ 25. Nxf3 Qxf3 26. Re7 Qg4+ 27. Kf1 Qh3+ 28. Kg1 Qxh6 29. Qxb7 Qf8 30. Rxh7 Rb8 31. Qd5+
{Black resigns} 1-0
I didn't have the heart to tell him...