Anyone care for a beat down on blitz

Couple quick wins today, when someone plays the sicilian I immediatly make it transpose to an english where they're helpless.

[Event "RHP Blitz rated"]
[Site "www.redhotpawn.com"]
[Date "2007.6.26"]
[Round "?"]
[White "HomerJSimpson"]
[Black "mochiron"]
[Result "1-0"]

1. e2-e4 c7-c5 2. g2-g3 Nb8-c6 3. Bf1-g2 e7-e6 4. c2-c4 Bf8-d6 5. Nb1-c3 Bd6-c7 6. Ng1-e2 Ng8-f6 7. O-O d7-d5 8. e4xd5 e6xd5 9. Nc3xd5 Nf6xd5 10. Bg2xd5 Nc6-d4 11. Ne2xd4 c5xd4 12. Rf1-e1 Bc8-e6 13. Bd5xe6 f7xe6 14. Re1xe6 Ke8-d7 15. Qd1-g4 Rh8-e8 16. Re6xe8 Kd7xe8 17. d2-d3 h7-h6 18. Qg4xg7 Qd8-e7 19. Qg7xe7 Ke8xe7 20. Bc1xh6 Ra8-h8 21. Bh6-g5 Ke7-f7 22. Ra1-e1 Kf7-g6 23. Bg5-d2 b7-b6 24. Re1-e4 Kg6-f5 25. Re4xd4 Bc7-e5 26. Rd4-d5 Rh8-e8 27. f2-f4 1-0

[Event "RHP Blitz rated"]
[Site "www.redhotpawn.com"]
[Date "2007.6.26"]
[Round "?"]
[White "HomerJSimpson"]
[Black "oh phuq"]
[Result "1-0"]

1. e2-e4 e7-e5 2. Ng1-f3 Nb8-c6 3. Bf1-c4 Ng8-f6 4. Nf3-g5 Qd8-e7 5. Bc4xf7 Ke8-d8 6. Bf7-c4 Rh8-g8 7. Bc4xg8 Nf6xg8 8. Ng5-f3 Nc6-d4 9. Nf3xd4 e5xd4 10. d2-d3 Ng8-f6 11. O-O d7-d5 12. e4-e5 Bc8-g4 13. e5xf6 Bg4xd1 14. f6xe7 Bf8xe7 15. Rf1xd1 a7-a5 16. Rd1-e1 c7-c5 17. Bc1-f4 c5-c4 18. Nb1-d2 c4xd3 19. c2xd3 Be7-b4 20. Re1-e5 Kd8-c7 21. Re5-e8 1-0

[Event "RHP Blitz rated"]
[Site "www.redhotpawn.com"]
[Date "2007.6.26"]
[Round "?"]
[White "Korch"]
[Black "HomerJSimpson"]
[Result "1-0"]

1. g2-g4 e7-e6 2. Bf1-g2 d7-d5 3. d2-d3 c7-c5 4. g4-g5 Nb8-c6 5. c2-c4 Ng8-e7 6. Nb1-c3 d5-d4 7. Nc3-e4 Ne7-g6 8. h2-h4 Bf8-e7 9. Ng1-f3 b7-b6 10. h4-h5 Ng6-e5 11. Nf3xe5 Nc6xe5 12. Bc1-f4 Be7-d6 13. Ne4xd6 Qd8xd6 14. Bg2xa8 O-O 15. Qd1-d2 Bc8-a6 16. Ba8-e4 b6-b5 17. c4xb5 Ba6xb5 18. O-O-O Rf8-c8 19. Kc1-b1 c5-c4 20. d3xc4 Rc8xc4 21. b2-b3 Rc4-c8 22. Bf4xe5 Qd6xe5 23. Qd2xd4 Qe5xd4 24. Rd1xd4 Bb5xe2 25. g5-g6 f7-f6 26. Rd4-d7 h7-h6 27. Rh1-e1 Be2-b5 28. Rd7xa7 Rc8-c5 29. Ra7-a8 1-0

Originally posted by Korch
[Event "RHP Blitz rated"]
[Site "www.redhotpawn.com"]
[Date "2007.6.26"]
[Round "?"]
[White "Korch"]
[Black "HomerJSimpson"]
[Result "1-0"]

1. g2-g4 e7-e6 2. Bf1-g2 d7-d5 3. d2-d3 c7-c5 4. g4-g5 Nb8-c6 5. c2-c4 Ng8-e7 6. Nb1-c3 d5-d4 7. Nc3-e4 Ne7-g6 8. h2-h4 Bf8-e7 9. Ng1-f3 b7-b6 10. h4-h5 Ng6-e5 11. Nf3xe5 Nc6xe5 12. Bc1-f4 Be7-d6 13. Ne4xd6 Qd8xd6 ...[text shortened]... 5 29. Ra7-a8 1-0

[fen]R5k1/6p1/4ppPp/1br4P/4B3/1P6/P4P2/1K2R3 b - - 3 29[/fen]

Surprised the Grob Killer didn't play ...h5 at some point fairly early on.
Frees black up considerably.

Originally posted by RahimK
Let's all post crappy games which we are proud of. Games where we were dominated and won because our opponent did not see several forced mates.

Originally posted by RahimK
What's to be proud off?

Maybe it's just me, but i'm not proud of games I won because of my opponent blundering when I should have lost it.

There have been a few people on here who mentioned the same thing.

You play a great game, major struggle and then you opponent blunders (playing tons of games and moving instantly, thinking about other things besi ...[text shortened]... ers fine.

But this was a total creaming! and White just got lucky. Very lucky. Pathetic.

I played HomerJ today in a 1 minute blitz, and I'm happy to report that I did not get the 'beat down'. I gotta say though, 1 minute is waaaaaay too fast for me.

Originally posted by HomerJSimpson
God your trash, your arrogant attitude is getting old, if you dont like it dont read it, you sure the hell wont see me in any of your "need help getting to 1200" threads[/b]

White- workinguy
Black- DeepRed

1. d4 d5
2. Nc3 c5
3. e4 e6
4. g3 cxd4
5. Qxd4 Nc6
6. Qd2 Bb4
7. a3 Bxc3
8. bxc3 Bd7
9. Nf3 dxe4
10. Ng5 Nf6
11. Bc4 Ne5
12. Ba2 h6
13. Qf4 Nf3
14. Kd1 hxg5
15. Qe5 Nxe5
16. Bxg5 Bb5
17. Ke1 Nf3#
Sorry the check sign isn't there but still...

Originally posted by RahimK
[b]Why can't you just let this go? It's been almost a month and you are still in awe of my talent.

I'm tired of telling you, HomerJSimpson, You’re career’s like a threadmill, you are running but you ain’t going no where. Me on the other hand, I can blow a 100 steps and bounce back like a rubber band. I am way past you. Got you playing catch – up. I’ll be r to admire. I just don't feel that way about you.

Signed your Personal MVP Rahim K![/b]

Originally posted by wormwood
you know, those cut&paste platitudes were really lame when you first started posting them, and endless repeating of the offense isn't making them any better. maybe they worked for the audience of jerry springer and alike, but those people were morons to begin with.

get a grip, rahim. really.

Originally posted by violinpatrick
I played HomerJ today in a 1 minute blitz, and I'm happy to report that I did not get the 'beat down'. I gotta say though, 1 minute is waaaaaay too fast for me.

Originally posted by DeepRed
White- workinguy
Black- DeepRed

1. d4 d5
2. Nc3 c5
3. e4 e6
4. g3 cxd4
5. Qxd4 Nc6
6. Qd2 Bb4
7. a3 Bxc3
8. bxc3 Bd7
9. Nf3 dxe4
10. Ng5 Nf6
11. Bc4 Ne5
12. Ba2 h6
13. Qf4 Nf3
14. Kd1 hxg5
15. Qe5 Nxe5
16. Bxg5 Bb5
17. Ke1 Nf3#
Sorry the check sign isn't there but still...
[fen]r2qk2r/pp3pp1/4pn2/1b4B1/4p3/P1P2nP1/B1P2P1P/R3K2R[/fen]
Beautiful mate.

Originally posted by HomerJSimpson
that is beautiful

I just got whipped

[Event "RHP Blitz rated"]
[Site "www.redhotpawn.com"]
[Date "2007.6.29"]
[Round "?"]
[White "HomerJSimpson"]
[Black "Korch"]
[Result "0-1"]

1. e2-e4 e7-e5 2. Ng1-f3 f7-f5 3. e4xf5 e5-e4 4. Nf3-d4 Qd8-f6 5. Nd4-b3 Qf6xf5 6. Nb1-c3 Ng8-f6 7. Bf1-c4 d7-d5 8. Bc4-e2 Qf5-g5 9. O-O Bc8-h3 10. g2-g3 Bh3xf1 11. Be2xf1 Bf8-d6 12. Bf1-g2 Qg5-g6 13. d2-d3 e4xd3 14. c2xd3 c7-c6 15. Bc1-d2 O-O 16. Qd1-c2 Nb8-d7 17. Nc3-a4 Nd7-e5 18. Na4-c5 Nf6-g4 19. Nc5xb7 Ng4xf2 20. Nb7xd6 Qg6xd6 21. d3-d4 Ne5-f3 22. Bg2xf3 Rf8xf3 23. Ra1-f1 Ra8-f8 24. Bd2-f4 Nf2-h3 25. Kg1-g2 Nh3xf4 26. Kg2xf3 Qd6-h6 27. Kf3-e3 Nf4-g2 28. Ke3-d3 Qh6-e3 0-1

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