Best Profile -Cadwah

This is far and away the best profile I've read on the site -

Cadwah:

I am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. When I get bored I build suspension bridges in my yard. I have performed several covert missions for the CIA. I sleep once a week, when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. Last year I walked across Antartica on my hands. Sometimes I tread water for three days in a row. I will take timeouts unless it's a full moon. I breed prizewinning clams. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I don't perspire. Belief is the death of intelligence

Any one else have one you like?

That's an awesome profile

Originally posted by Javasnob2
This is far and away the best profile I've read on the site -

Belief is the death of intelligence

Originally posted by Javasnob2
This is far and away the best profile I've read on the site -

Cadwah:

I am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. When I get bored I build suspension bridges in my yard. I have performed several covert missions for the CIA. I sleep once a week, when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. Last year I walked across Antartica on my hands. ...[text shortened]... me. I don't perspire. Belief is the death of intelligence

Any one else have one you like?

Oh man, it turns out that Kevin Gilbert plagerized this passage himself. Here is the original one, which contains more phrases in Cadwah's profile:

http://everything2.com/index.pl?node=Admission%20essay

Originally posted by Javasnob2
This is far and away the best profile I've read on the site -

Cadwah:

I am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. When I get bored I build suspension bridges in my yard. I have performed several covert missions for the CIA. I sleep once a week, when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. Last year I walked across Antartica on my hands. ...[text shortened]... me. I don't perspire. Belief is the death of intelligence

Any one else have one you like?

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Make mine a pint of bitter.