Christmas tips

Originally posted by buffalobill
to derail it.

Excellent!

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Excellent!

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Yes, excellent....trains derail!

Originally posted by TRAINS44
Yes, excellent....trains derail!

Be quiet, Mr T.

Originally posted by Bowmann
Be quiet, Mr T.

Sometimes I just cant help myself 🙁

Here's what I do (and I'm not a great player). I just keep moving until my opponent drops a pawn or a piece. Maybe he's had a hangover or a fight with this wife, but I take advantage of that. I also do not drink or fight with my wife so my game has improved.

Originally posted by buffalobill

5. Castle often and don't weaken your pawn structure on your castling side. Don't deplete your castled position of protective pieces until late in the game. Link your rooks.

Hmmm, no wonder I don't win more. I've only been castling, on average, once a game.

Originally posted by Natural Science
Hmmm, no wonder I don't win more. I've only been castling, on average, once a game.

You mean you don't know about the double castle rule?

Originally posted by buffalobill
You mean you don't know about the double castle rule?

Heidenfeld - Kerins, Dublin 1973

1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.Be3 Nf6 4.e5 Nfd7 5.f4 c5 6.c3 Nc6 7.Nf3 Qb6 8.Qd2 c4 9.Be2 Na5 10.O-O f5 11.Ng5 Be7 12.g4 Bxg5 13.fxg5 Nf8 14.gxf5 exf5 15.Bf3 Be6 16.Qg2 O-O-O 17.Na3 Ng6 18.Qd2 f4 19.Bf2 Bh3 20.Rfb1 Bf5 21.Nc2 h6 22.gxh6 Rxh6 23.Nb4 Qe6 24.Qe2 Ne7 25.b3 Qg6+ 26.Kf1 Bxb1 27.bxc4 dxc4 28.Qb2 Bd3+ 29.Ke1 Be4 30.Qe2 Bxf3 31.Qxf3 Rxh2 32.d5 Qf5 33.O-O-O Rh3 34.Qe2 Rxc3+ 35.Kb2 Rh3 36.d6 Nec6 37.Nxc6 Nxc6 38.e6 Qe5+ 39.Qxe5 Nxe5 40.d7+ Nxd7 0-1

Originally posted by Bowmann
Heidenfeld - Kerins, Dublin 1973

1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.Be3 Nf6 4.e5 Nfd7 5.f4 c5 6.c3 Nc6 7.Nf3 Qb6 8.Qd2 c4 9.Be2 Na5 10.O-O f5 11.Ng5 Be7 12.g4 Bxg5 13.fxg5 Nf8 14.gxf5 exf5 15.Bf3 Be6 16.Qg2 O-O-O 17.Na3 Ng6 18.Qd2 f4 19.Bf2 Bh3 20.Rfb1 Bf5 21.Nc2 h6 22.gxh6 Rxh6 23.Nb4 Qe6 24.Qe2 Ne7 25.b3 Qg6+ 26.Kf1 Bxb1 27.bxc4 dxc4 28.Qb2 Bd3+ 29.Ke1 Be4 30.Qe2 Bxf3 3 ...[text shortened]... -O-O Rh3 34.Qe2 Rxc3+ 35.Kb2 Rh3 36.d6 Nec6 37.Nxc6 Nxc6 38.e6 Qe5+ 39.Qxe5 Nxe5 40.d7+ Nxd7 0-1

Appalling!

Originally posted by leisurelysloth
Appalling!

He got away with it.

Originally posted by Bowmann
Heidenfeld - Kerins, Dublin 1973

1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.Be3 Nf6 4.e5 Nfd7 5.f4 c5 6.c3 Nc6 7.Nf3 Qb6 8.Qd2 c4 9.Be2 Na5 10.O-O f5 11.Ng5 Be7 12.g4 Bxg5 13.fxg5 Nf8 14.gxf5 exf5 15.Bf3 Be6 16.Qg2 O-O-O 17.Na3 Ng6 18.Qd2 f4 19.Bf2 Bh3 20.Rfb1 Bf5 21.Nc2 h6 22.gxh6 Rxh6 23.Nb4 Qe6 24.Qe2 Ne7 25.b3 Qg6+ 26.Kf1 Bxb1 27.bxc4 dxc4 28.Qb2 Bd3+ 29.Ke1 Be4 30.Qe2 Bxf3 3 ...[text shortened]... -O-O Rh3 34.Qe2 Rxc3+ 35.Kb2 Rh3 36.d6 Nec6 37.Nxc6 Nxc6 38.e6 Qe5+ 39.Qxe5 Nxe5 40.d7+ Nxd7 0-1

Comon now Bowmann, now YOU'RE being silly.😕

Originally posted by TRAINS44
Have a Happy fukin New year!!!!!🙂

I'm tired of people saying this. Year after year, it's the same thing.

I hope you have an accident with a chip pan of boiling fat.

Originally posted by Bowmann
I'm tired of people saying this. Year after year, it's the same thing.

I hope you have an accident with a chip pan of boiling fat.

Fear not, for Jesus will save you.

Originally posted by TRAINS44
Fear not, for Jesus will save you.

And by the way, da fuk is a "chip pan"?