cool chess T-shirts

Originally posted by greenpawn34
I designed a real cool t-shirt once. - White, Pint of Beer with pawn
laying on it's side with two semi-naked gilrs leaning against the glass.

(I have a picture of it somewhere - it was class).

I lost it to a Norwegian FM Harold (cannot remember his last name),
in a five minute game.
I had to strip off there and then. I went home with 'I Love Ca ...[text shortened]... my game on here v a Spanish (so he said) IM.
The two move trap is King.

er....that's it.

Wasn't there, but I think you mean Harald BORCHGREVINK.

Originally posted by greenpawn34
She does not know yet. I just went to get some chocolate ice cream
and it's all runny. The light comes on when you open the door,
so it's not the fuse.

The rest of the frozen stuff is all soft. I'm going to have to eat it or throw it out.

Argh. Fridge not working = no cool chess t-shirts.

Originally posted by streetfighter
Wasn't there, but I think you mean Harald BORCHGREVINK.

That's the one - I hate losing at chess to a player whose name
I cannot pronounce. He's got my super cool t-shirt.

(I recently bought a job lot of plain t-shirts from Bathgate Market,
20p each, all spanking new and all brand names.)

Fridge working again - son had turned off the freezer unit because
"...it was making a noise."
Son is an idiot. He works in a games shop on Princes St. selling xbox
games to nerds.

I never knew t-shirts can get you laid 😲
Where can I buy these wonderful things?

Originally posted by greenpawn34

If you wore something like that
in my neighbourhood you would have no chance of getting laid.



This is a joke right?

i was thinking the same thing!!!! 😀

is was scrolling thinking.. "hmm... which one of these gives me a small chance at a burn victim leg amputee.. 1.d4, the only choice!.. nah, too passive.. how about 1.e4, the only choice! nah.. too common.. like 12 kids at my school wear that, i mean how many sicilian najdorfs could you play?"
i went with Queens Indian Defense, a passive and dynamic choice! my get me out of some pms trouble when i go to my vacation to new mexico 😉

Originally posted by irontigran
i was thinking the same thing!!!! 😀

is was scrolling thinking.. "hmm... which one of these gives me a small chance at a burn victim leg amputee.. 1.d4, the only choice!.. nah, too passive.. how about 1.e4, the only choice! nah.. too common.. like 12 kids at my school wear that, i mean how many sicilian najdorfs could you play?"
i went with Queens Ind ...[text shortened]... nd dynamic choice! my get me out of some pms trouble when i go to my vacation to new mexico 😉

the reason there is problems is all the shirts are too bold. its kinda like someone wearing a shirt saying OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!!!!! in kentucky.. see, theyre outnumbered so it wouldnt work.. what i should say is something like .. im a family man, i love my family if you know what i mean. and then one the left kidney in tiny writing it would say o4prez

see, we need to be discreet. at least just a shirt with a lot of distracting pictures with a fischer game notated on the front so the person wearing it can read it. (nobody else will ever suspect chess)