On the 'Chess isn't a Sport' thread a genie joke appeared...and why not.
One day Fat Lady is walking along the street, he sees a lamp,
picks it up and rubs it. A Genie appears.
"I am the Genie of the lamp you get one wish."
(Non-subs on RHP only get one wish).
"I hate Scotland." says Fat Lady and shows the Genie a map of the world.
"Can you please rip Scotland out of Britain and stick it down there..."
points to the map, "...in the Antartic?"
The Genie ponders the map.
"Sorry mate, I'm good but I'm not that good. No can do. Have another wish."
So Fat LAdy says he wishes to become a Chess Grandmaster.
The Genie scratches his head in deep thought. Eventually he says to Fat Lady.
"Let me have another look at that map of the world again....."