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Hey guys!!

Where do you move your prawn first??

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Originally posted by mazattack
Hey guys!!

Where do you move your prawn first??
I usually start by boiling the prawns, then serve them up with some cocktail sauce. Sometimes in the summer I move them onto the grill.

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Originally posted by allostery
I usually start by boiling the prawns, then serve them up with some cocktail sauce. Sometimes in the summer I move them onto the grill.
Sounds like a good game plan to me!

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I used to work in a seafood restaurant, and there was a counter for selling fresh fish. A lady came in and asked to buy some "swimps". Very seriously I asked "what size shrimp?" She said "beeg swimps!" And I swear I didn't mean to, but out of my mouth came "O! You mean pwawns!" The guy next to me was no help he just sank beneath the counter in fit of silent laughter. She gave me a look of such venom I stepped back the apologetic expression on my face very real, but before I could say anything else she stormed out. Go ahead - say it out loud - "pwawns"

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Originally posted by allostery
I usually start by boiling the prawns, then serve them up with some cocktail sauce. Sometimes in the summer I move them onto the grill.
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Originally posted by Exuma
Go ahead - say it out loud - "pwawns"
I did.. and it was glorious. Happens to me too; sometimes when I'm talking to someone I accidentally slip into talking with their accent - and they get offended.

Guess we're not the only ones who love prawns. It's still unclear if this is a typo or he really plays chess with prawns instead of pawns.

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Originally posted by allostery
I did.. and it was glorious. Happens to me too; sometimes when I'm talking to someone I accidentally slip into talking with their accent - and they get offended.

Guess we're not the only ones who love prawns. It's still unclear if this is a typo or he really plays chess with prawns instead of pawns.
Oh its no typo

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Originally posted by mazattack
Hey guys!!

Where do you move your prawn first??
I don't, I move my horsey first.

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Originally posted by Diophantus
I don't, I move my horsey first.
Horsey to bish three

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Originally posted by mazattack
Oh its no typo
move the e-prawn then...

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Originally posted by Tiwaking
Horsey to bish three
Yeah, I'm a Reti kind of guy.

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Originally posted by allostery
move the e-prawn then...
prawn takes prawn

Checkmate!

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Originally posted by mazattack
Hey guys!!

Where do you move your prawn first??
I begin by moving my prawn to the desktop. Then I watch the prawn. Then I delete the prawn so mum doesn't find out.