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dear greenpawn after having written to jim ill fix it and subsequently the tooth fairy with poor results i petition you put my latest, 'patzer piece', ahem, onto your chess site, it features a queen sacrifice, well not really a sacrifice, but more of a trade, a queen for a knight, bishop and rook, and also there is a nice trap exchanging a knight for a pawn and setting up a fork, and a wandering king, what more could the public ask for?

naturally there will be mistakes, never the less, alas as the aforementioned could do nothing and as i have never had a game published anywhere in my life i beseech you in earnest terms, it may not possible, i understand, and why should it be, for after all even greats like Van Gogh went unrecognized amongst his peers, yet there remained something of an eternal beauty and nature encapsulated in his work, only for posterity to grasp and appreciate, ahem - kind regards Robert.

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That is the most obscene abomination of a game... that is trash, that is dirt, that is filth. What possessed you to play such a disgusting, degeneratized game as that? And I'm complimenting you by considering it a game.

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Originally posted by Fat Lady
That is the most obscene abomination of a game... that is trash, that is dirt, that is filth. What possessed you to play such a disgusting, degeneratized game as that? And I'm complimenting you by considering it a game.
gee, tell me how you really feel 😛

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lol, funny they said the same thing about Van Gogh and the early impressionists, they termed them 'fauves', in french, literally, 'beasts', yet it was left to subsequent generations to look deeper, beyond the surface and grasp the length, breadth and depth of universal truth., can hardly type for laughing.

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Well as I'm already in the dog house for The Fridge.

I'm never going hear the end of this - I was getting nagged whilst
I was playing blitz. (she forgot about the door hitting the fridge
and spilt a cup of cold tea over herself - I laughed - bad move).

I might as well get in more trouble with my readers by showing this game.

I always appear to be in the stew the only thing that varies is the depth.

It's not a bad game - way beyong Fat Lady comprehension -
he plays endings (spit).

I need a game for the Scottish Chess Magazine so get out there
and play me a masterpiece.(sac unsoundly on f7 and swindle him).

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Originally posted by irontigran
gee, tell me how you really feel 😛
You're in Seattle right now? I live about 20 minutes from Seattle.

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
Well as I'm already in the dog house for The Fridge.

I'm never going hear the end of this - I was getting nagged whilst
I was playing blitz. (she forgot about the door hitting the fridge
and spilt a cup of cold tea over herself - I laughed - bad move).

I might as well get in more trouble with my readers by showing this game.

I always appear to ...[text shortened]... Magazine so get out there
and play me a masterpiece.(sac unsoundly on f7 and swindle him).
What are the qualifications needed to have a game published by you?