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How not to win a game.

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Diet Coke
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Game 5696826

65 moves of comic ineptness leading to a win I really didn't deserve.

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It was not actually as inept as you think - I quite enjoyed it. Although, having said that, black should really have won with his first attack instead of managing to lose both queens...

Diet Coke
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It was very enjoyable to play as well.😛

My current style has resulted in a number of games nearly as bad, or good depending on whether you want good chess or enjoyable chess.😵

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
It was not actually as inept as you think - I quite enjoyed it. Although, having said that, black should really have won with his first attack instead of managing to lose both queens...
Yeah, if he would have taken the knight to promote, white would have been in a world of hurt.

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Originally posted by Eladar
Yeah, if he would have taken the knight to promote, white would have been in a world of hurt.
I would say get a Queen on h1, not on g1?!

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Isn't that saying the same thing? Besides, I think g1 should get a ? and h1 gets a !, maybe even !!.

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Originally posted by Eladar
Isn't that saying the same thing? Besides, I think g1 should get a ? and h1 gets a !, maybe even !!.
Yes, "taking the Knight to promote" I was misunderstanding. I thought you wanted to "take a Knight" as the promotion piece on g1 (with check though, but seems to lead to nothing). I wanted to say "just take a Queen to promote the pawn to!"

But, of course, you meant take the Knight on h1 and promote to Queen with check => 23. ... gxh1=Q+. So you were suggesting the same move as me.

Diet Coke
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Game 5704147

Another long one.

Patience pays off.

And luck 😛

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Definately luck there, I would have considered resigning that game even against a 1300 opponent.

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Why would you have resigned to a 1300? Unless I missed it, he was only down a couple of pawns and 1300's usually don't know how to push this advantage.

As that game demonstrated, all he needed was a good knight fork.

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Originally posted by Diet Coke
Game 5696826

65 moves of comic ineptness leading to a win I really didn't deserve.
When I play against lower rated opponents (1400 or less) I always go for most agressive opening (KG, traxler, anything that decides the game within first 20 moves). So you do not lose your time. Practical and fast.

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I think he is screwing around on purpose. His highest rating is in the 1700's and is toying with lower rated players seeing what he can get away with. At least that's what it looks like to me.

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Originally posted by Eladar
I think he is screwing around on purpose. His highest rating is in the 1700's and is toying with lower rated players seeing what he can get away with. At least that's what it looks like to me.
That's actually disturbingly close to the truth.

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Black could have had a win (I think) with 20...gxf3+ e.p.

if Qxf3, Rg8+ and than

Ng3, h1Q or
Qg3, Rxg3

And if Kxf3, maybe something like Rh6, I don't have time to calculate everything but this continuation looks preferable.

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