Originally posted by heinzkat1) Use the in-game chat to send '!' after you make a good move. Give yourself far more '!' than you deserve. Send '?'s for every opponent's mistake. Send at least two for minor mistakes and five or more for odious blunders.
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2) If they won't give you a rematch, mock them for their 'cowardice'.
3) If they ask for a rematch, mock them for wasting your time and boring you with their bad play. "I don't want to waste anymore time playing patzers".
4) If you're losing horribly, disconnect and hope they don't know how to claim the win by adjudication.
5) Or better yet, curse at them, insult their mother, then censor them before they can insult you back. Then, get on a guest account and send a message mocking them for not knowing how to get around the censor feature. Inform them that YOU are clever enough not to allow messages from guests.
6) If you're easily winning, but the opponent won't resign, use the moretime command to give them more time on the clock, thus preventing them from playing other games on the server until they resign your game. Or better yet, give them more time out of sheer hubris - "you're so lost, even a big time advantage won't save you".
7) If you're easily winning, and the opponent won't resign, promote all your remaining pawns to Knight and mate them with only Knights. Or, get a whole complement of pieces, and put them back in the initial game array setup: Ra1, Nb1, Bc1, etc.
Originally posted by SwissGambitCome on, this is only a minor glimpse into years of chess bullying experience. Share more dude
1) Use the in-game chat to send '!' after you make a good move. Give yourself far more '!' than you deserve. Send '?'s for every opponent's mistake. Send at least two for minor mistakes and five or more for odious blunders.
2) If they won't give you a rematch, mock them for their 'cowardice'.
3) If they ask for a rematch, mock them for wasting your tim ...[text shortened]... s, and put them back in the initial game array setup: Ra1, Nb1, Bc1, etc.
7) If you're easily winning, and the opponent won't resign, promote all your remaining pawns to Knight and mate them with only Knights. Or, get a whole complement of pieces, and put them back in the initial game array setup: Ra1, Nb1, Bc1, etc.[/b]This reminded me of an OTB game I played against a poor loser who was well down on material in a hopeless position. I underpromoted to a rook instead of a queen. When he asked why, I told him a queen would be unnecessary and wasteful overkill, and I did not want to falsely encourage him with stalemate fantasies.
He resigned, mercifully.
Paul
Originally posted by Paul LeggettI remember promoting to Rook and doing the good ol' 2 rooks sliding checkmate in an online blitz game. Then the guy whined that I would not DARE have promoted to a Rook instead of Queen if we had played in person - for fear of physical retaliation.
This reminded me of an OTB game I played against a poor loser who was well down on material in a hopeless position. I underpromoted to a rook instead of a queen. When he asked why, I told him a queen would be unnecessary and wasteful overkill, and I did not want to falsely encourage him with stalemate fantasies.
He resigned, mercifully.
Paul
Here's another tip:
8) Register on a server and choose an obvious feminine name - something like "TiffaniAmber" or "CindyJane" [use two names for added emphasis]. Laugh at, but ignore, the lame attempts at flirting. Wait until you beat a misogynist - then enjoy all the pissing and moaning about how they NEVER lose to a girl, how you must be using a computer to beat them, etc. Talk smack and rub salt in the wound. Just don't give them too many rematches or they'll use an engine against you.
Originally posted by SwissGambiti tried this, it works well !
I remember promoting to Rook and doing the good ol' 2 rooks sliding checkmate in an online blitz game. Then the guy whined that I would not DARE have promoted to a Rook instead of Queen if we had played in person - for fear of physical retaliation.
Here's another tip:
8) Register on a server and choose an obvious feminine name - something like "Tiffa ...[text shortened]... the wound. Just don't give them too many rematches or they'll use an engine against you.
and easy fun too
Originally posted by SwissGambitHere's one that's GOLD, but not for the faint of heart:
I remember promoting to Rook and doing the good ol' 2 rooks sliding checkmate in an online blitz game. Then the guy whined that I would not DARE have promoted to a Rook instead of Queen if we had played in person - for fear of physical retaliation.
Here's another tip:
8) Register on a server and choose an obvious feminine name - something like "Tiffa ...[text shortened]... the wound. Just don't give them too many rematches or they'll use an engine against you.
9) similar to 8) register under a fake name, but make this one as homosexual as possible - something like "FreddyTheFag" or "GayGuyGary" [use alliteration - it rules!]. Wait for the inevitable confrontation with some homophobe as you beat them. If they insult you, claim they're in denial of their OWN gayness. If they talk tuff, tell them how much that excites you, etc. etc.
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Originally posted by SwissGambitI do the same thing in the bar when someone comes up to pick a fight. great fun.
Here's one that's GOLD, but not for the faint of heart:
9) similar to 8) register under a fake name, but make this one as homosexual as possible - something like "FreddyTheFag" or "GayGuyGary" [use alliteration - it rules!]. Wait for the inevitable confrontation with some homophobe as you beat them. If they insult you, claim they're in denial of their OWN gayness. If they talk tuff, tell them how much that excites you, etc. etc.