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  1. 20 Aug '10 21:50
    The joke that is causing mayhem.

    Last week's competition result.

    Post of the Week.

    We look at an ending

    A typical RHP game

    Blog 4
  2. 20 Aug '10 23:19
    Oooohhhhhh, I wanna hear the rest of that joke!
  3. 21 Aug '10 03:48
    These two chess players walk into a bar............
  4. Subscriber Paul Leggett
    Chess Librarian
    21 Aug '10 04:05
    A priest, a rabbi, the President of the US, the Pope, an Indian Chief, a blonde, and a dog all walk into a bar.

    The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"
  5. 21 Aug '10 04:21
    I got a good one.

    No sense getting kicked off the website though.
  6. 21 Aug '10 05:03
    I don't think "newbee" knows how the pawns capture...
  7. 21 Aug '10 05:05 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by DivGradCurl
    I don't think "newbee" knows how the pawns capture...
    Talking about me?
  8. 21 Aug '10 05:41 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by gorookyourself
    No losses yet? What is your USCF rating?
    Dunno, never played in a tournament. Probably somewhere between 1000 and 3000 I'm guessing 🙂. Like I said before, I only started playing in January so my rating varies greatly day to day. I just haven't developed the pattern recognition to play consistently yet... I've made a couple serious blunders on this site already, you can check my games, but my opponents have all been polite enough to quickly return the favor... and then some.

    EDIT: rook, you make me look like an idiot.